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BrightSide515

"My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain." - Charlie Chaplin about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
I thought Will Smith only released movies on the 4th of July. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I sincerely hope I'm dead by the time they make Men In Black 4. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I wonder what it would be like to have parents who actually believe in me & support my dreams. Oh well. Every parent can't be Kris Jenner. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I can change RT @BelleinaD: @BrightSide515 eh, only if you're a white woman with a sex tape. And I don't think you are. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Barbers stay scheming. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I'm just going to give up and make a sex tape. Things always seem to go well for people who make sex tapes. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I have a few boxing moves, but more would be useful. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Still undecided if taking boxing lessons is a good idea or a bad idea. I want to punch some ppl, but I may not be able to stop once I start. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Facebook has confirmed that the black man dancing in the 'Sweet Love' video is in fact Tre. Thank you, Facebook. Stay scheming. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@ShabriaLouise lol only because it's Friday. We stop caring on Fridays. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ShabriaLouise
Seriously, walking around in hot weather makes me feel sweaty & sticky. Like a Persian prostitute. Or a Kardshian. Kim. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"I need a tall frap." "Pause." Really? Did that require a pause? Is coffee a threat to heterosexuality? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
There has to be a way we can eliminate people who say "no homo" and "pause" after every little thing. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Hot weather makes me feel like a slut. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I take no pride in the struggle though. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I pride myself on not looking like the struggle beat the shit out of me. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
If you see 2 girls in someone's profile pic, just assume she's not the pretty one. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I have no choice but to assume that was @TreHolloway in the 'Sweet Love' video. When all else fails, assume it's Tre. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Name Mr. BrightSide
Location Pride Rock
Bio Welcome to the BrightSide. I'll be your host this evening. /// Amateur funny guy. Professional secret keeper. Eternal third wheel. And I sing a lot.