BriefNBitter
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Okay Portland, OR bicyclists, do you want to be treated like "cars" or "bikes" because you're driving me nuts. Stay in your bike lanes!
about 4 hours ago
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Just overheard in the office: "Just dip it in Ranch, then!"
3:53 PM Feb 8th
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Even the gals from The Bad Girls Club get more done more quickly than the Democratic party.
1:32 PM Feb 8th
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Is it funnier that Palin wrote on her hand or that the podium says "Gaylord Opryland"?
10:44 AM Feb 7th
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RT @: Something bad has happened to candy since I was a kid.
5:41 PM Feb 6th
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Nothing like waking up with a zit when you're so old you hurt your back vacuuming.
9:05 AM Feb 6th
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Unfair that I am in charge of watering (i.e. slowly killing) the office plants. I'm a copywriter. We don't grow things, we make them up.
3:24 PM Feb 5th
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@ I went straight for the carrot (she typed while in sweats with her glass of wine next to her)
7:00 PM Feb 4th
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Ladies & Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains...Love it? Loathe it? Let me know:
6:33 PM Feb 4th
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There's really nothing better than coming home & listening to to a 10 min phone msg about snow left by my German Grandma in MI.
6:19 PM Feb 4th
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No wonder CBS is anti-choice, they're the bastard child of sycophants.
6:25 PM Feb 3rd
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BTW, FUCBS RT @ Unacceptable. •• CBS cooperated with Focus on the Family to create pro-life SuperBowl ad
6:23 PM Feb 3rd
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@ I may have one the battle, peer pressure, but you're sure to win the war.
8:34 AM Feb 2nd
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It's taking everything in me to not open the rum tonight.
7:57 PM Feb 1st
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Asked BF if he liked steamed broccoli "stiff" and I meant "firm" & he said, "I can't answer that question w/o being ridiculed."
7:55 PM Feb 1st
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RT @: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend" --- Richard Jeni (American comedian) o
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10:56 AM Jan 30th
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Realizing my dogs live a life not unlike Hogan's Heroes which, I suppose, makes me Colonel Klink.
10:48 AM Jan 30th
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Just caught my chihuahua eating staples.
10:11 PM Jan 29th
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Wondering if my 8yr old niece will end up in therapy if I bring a flask to her roller skating party on Saturday.
10:07 PM Jan 29th
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Tell CBS to stick to its policy and keep the anti-choice Focus on the Family ad out of the Super Bowl!
4:49 PM Jan 28th
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- Name Jasmine Paul
- Location Portland, OR
- Web http://briefnbitt...
- Bio Jasmine Paul is the author of A Girl, In Parts & generally rather bitter.
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