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  1. It's official, I'm nostalgic for 90s music. http://bit.ly/8Hdgz
  2. I feel like maybe there is a fuzzy green fungus growing in my sinuses. They don't hurt. It's just a hunch. My head is Washington state.
  3. The clouds are seeding us.
  4. New post: Pho and Pudding, dentures not needed http://bit.ly/1SFasA
  5. Today is the day for avoiding assholes who think I owe it to them to hang out with them, and can't conceive of me not caring either way.
  6. Ice Twisters will go down in history as a classic movie.
  7. I feel weird and out of place writing posts like thi http://bit.ly/1GsJxd
  8. Gracie had her kittens, so there's 4 little fuzzy buggers that need homes. You know you want a black kitten born on Friday the 13th...
  9. It's either awesome or really sad that Rivers Cuomo and I have the same favorite Weezer song.
  10. Happy Friday the 13th, or as it's known on Ohio roads, You Will Definitely Have Something Go Wrong In, On, Or Around Your Car Day.
  11. Witnessed a Dine and Dash at Fat Cats tonight. Note: remember to pack tripwires, just in case.
  12. Wonder what happens if you try to make champagne flavored rice pudding? What's your favorite rice pudding additive?
  13. @midwestgrrl My take is the sharks planned it, to save the babies.
  14. New Recaps Post: Soft like Nigella's thighs http://bit.ly/BUVxc
  15. I might be a bad person, because Zac Efron doesn't even register in my brain as a sentient being. It's words, only words. An Efron concept.
  16. @midwestgrrl Eight is Enough! Starring sharks!
  17. @midwestgrrl I have exploding sharks that actually form new sharks from the pieces http://bit.ly/3XzMi8
  18. @midwestgrrl Are you my FB friend and I just don't know it? If not, you should be. Cause I got your exploding sharks.
  19. @midwestgrrl Was your beer cozy made of a bobcat head? Cause, I'm just saying, that's out there. I've seen it.
  20. New blog post: Van Dorn warehouses http://bit.ly/2zm4uv