BrickCallahan
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That means I almost always head straight to the bathroom to take care of those things. People I work with probably think I've got IBS.
about 17 hours ago
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I think I show up to work with my shirt tucked in and tie already on maybe once every two weeks.
about 17 hours ago
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@ Just ONE orange? I dig. I dig.
6:58 PM Feb 8th
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I suppose Michigan could only dodge the snow for so long. A "mere" six inches coming tomorrow...That's what she said.
6:58 PM Feb 8th
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It's scientifically impossible to have a bad morning or afternoon if you hear The Time's "Jungle Love" on the radio.
11:21 AM Feb 8th
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I already regret getting Wendy's. Incredible what a couple of weeks without fast food makes the stuff taste like later on.
12:27 PM Feb 7th
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Me and @ are the only people Tweeting right now it seems.
8:08 PM Feb 6th
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I'm pretty sure I'll be a narcissist if I ever get past that "two ab" look.
8:07 PM Feb 6th
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Just got asked to work Super Bowl Sunday. Ahem. FFFFFFFUUUUUU.
10:03 AM Feb 5th
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@ Sounds like a foot in the door at the very least. I'm gonna try my luck with this cheesecake. I'll let you know if it's awful.
6:42 PM Feb 3rd
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in reply to ngoddeyne
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Woke up late, forgot my belt, knocked over my water bottle on my desk, and then dribbled a bunch of water on myself. Weak start, man.
6:08 AM Feb 3rd
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Apparently I decided at some point during the night that it was a good idea to shut off my heat.
5:31 AM Feb 2nd
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@ What kind of job are you looking at with that magazine?
7:11 PM Feb 1st
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in reply to ngoddeyne
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@ My Mondays aren't complete until I get that notification of a SE update. Those trousers add some POP to the overall fit.
9:47 AM Feb 1st
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Waiting for lunch time to roll around so I can finally dig in.
7:17 AM Feb 1st
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RT @: GUYS I AM SO MAD ABOUT THAT THING THAT HAPPENED AT THE GRAMMY. THAT ARTIST DIDNT DESERVE THE AWARD AS MUCH AS THE OTHER ONE. CA
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9:32 PM Jan 31st
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I guess CBS censors deemed like 60 percent of the lyrical content from that Drake/Wayne/Em profane.
8:20 PM Jan 31st
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Eggplant lasagna assembly Take 1.
7:54 PM Jan 31st
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Trying to unload two years worth of awful looking jeans on eBay. There's at least a retail of $300 worth here and not ONE pair I'd wear now.
5:11 PM Jan 30th
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@ Not the actual ending, but rather, that such a difference-maker had his life cut short from a senseless act.
2:27 PM Jan 30th
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- Name Alex K.
- Location The outer reaches of your mind
- Web http://thefasterb...
- Bio Eternal student, aspiring wordsmith, and occasional napper.
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