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  1. Today I'm encouraging Henry to run places as fast as he can. Then I'm encouraging him to do it again. #wearingoutyourchild
  2. RT @giddygirlie: (paraphrasing) -- Dude, there are like 150 free Mojo Nixon songs at Amazon MP3 right now. Ferreal! http://bit.ly/freenixon
  3. @drpants You all everybody! You a-all, everybody!
  4. @theParanoids OK, I am officially insisting that "Tap Dancin' Pat" make an appearance at work tomorrow. This is your official notification.
  5. @giddygirlie AhAAAHaaaaaaahhhhh!
  6. @miketoole I envisioned more of a Richie Tenenbaum meltdown. Al Michaels: "It appears Young is sitting on his helmet trying to hatch it."
  7. @emilyrm I don't really think it's a "Message" kinda movie. Scorcese's never really been the type.
  8. 45 degrees, cloudy and blustery. Of course I'd like a margarita.
  9. @gridface I disagree with YOUR FACE.
  10. Can I tell you how much Bjork has been playing at this coffee shop, and for how long? A shitload, and fucking forever, are the answers.
  11. I swear to god I just heard these words on TV. "Be gentle when you remove the hair from the waxed paper and place it on the cupcake."
  12. @sarahbrown DUDE HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGE
  13. @sarahbrown Dude, what is it with today and weddings? Tif, Holly Burns, and ... my friend Lee. EH? EH?
  14. Henry is really into the Planets right now. His favorite: "Pooto."
  15. @wendy_mc Oh man. The building where I work has several of those, and all of them go into the hallways to BARK ABOUT REAL ESTATE. THANKS.
  16. @mattc77 um dude FUCKING DRUMLINE SERIOUSLY. You should know better than to phrase that as a question.
  17. @catiecake Those people are called LIARS.
  18. @alaskadanielle I love that. LOVE IT.
  19. @alaskadanielle Yeah, well, I got to buy a BRAND NEW CATALYTIC CONVERTER yesterday! So, uh, yeah! YEEEEAHHHH! Yeah! Yeah.
  20. My borrowed umbrella is comically small, like one of those umbrella hats. Holding it entirely over my laptop bag.