Brianbyrne
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Today I'm encouraging Henry to run places as fast as he can. Then I'm encouraging him to do it again.
11:52 AM Nov 13th
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RT @: (paraphrasing) -- Dude, there are like 150 free Mojo Nixon songs at Amazon MP3 right now. Ferreal!
6:03 PM Oct 13th
from EventBox
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@ You all everybody! You a-all, everybody!
5:22 PM Oct 13th
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in reply to drpants
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@ OK, I am officially insisting that "Tap Dancin' Pat" make an appearance at work tomorrow. This is your official notification.
9:20 PM Oct 12th
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in reply to theParanoids
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@ AhAAAHaaaaaaahhhhh!
6:04 AM Oct 12th
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in reply to giddygirlie
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@ I envisioned more of a Richie Tenenbaum meltdown. Al Michaels: "It appears Young is sitting on his helmet trying to hatch it."
8:44 PM Oct 11th
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in reply to miketoole
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@ I don't really think it's a "Message" kinda movie. Scorcese's never really been the type.
1:22 PM Oct 11th
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in reply to emilyrm
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45 degrees, cloudy and blustery. Of course I'd like a margarita.
2:56 PM Oct 10th
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@ I disagree with YOUR FACE.
1:57 PM Oct 10th
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in reply to gridface
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Can I tell you how much Bjork has been playing at this coffee shop, and for how long? A shitload, and fucking forever, are the answers.
11:10 AM Sep 12th
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I swear to god I just heard these words on TV. "Be gentle when you remove the hair from the waxed paper and place it on the cupcake."
6:04 AM Sep 9th
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@ DUDE HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGE
8:59 AM Sep 5th
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in reply to sarahbrown
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@ Dude, what is it with today and weddings? Tif, Holly Burns, and ... my friend Lee. EH? EH?
8:48 AM Sep 5th
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in reply to sarahbrown
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Henry is really into the Planets right now. His favorite: "Pooto."
7:25 AM Sep 5th
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@ Oh man. The building where I work has several of those, and all of them go into the hallways to BARK ABOUT REAL ESTATE. THANKS.
7:10 AM Sep 5th
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in reply to wendy_mc
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@ um dude FUCKING DRUMLINE SERIOUSLY. You should know better than to phrase that as a question.
4:25 PM Aug 29th
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in reply to mattc77
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@ Those people are called LIARS.
4:24 PM Aug 29th
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in reply to catiecake
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@ I love that. LOVE IT.
2:20 PM Aug 26th
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in reply to alaskadanielle
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@ Yeah, well, I got to buy a BRAND NEW CATALYTIC CONVERTER yesterday! So, uh, yeah! YEEEEAHHHH! Yeah! Yeah.
2:04 PM Aug 26th
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in reply to alaskadanielle
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My borrowed umbrella is comically small, like one of those umbrella hats. Holding it entirely over my laptop bag.
4:03 PM Aug 19th
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