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Brian_Sandvig

  1. How do you cook ramen again??
  2. It's hangover eve
  3. @ishort24 spontaneous trip!
  4. @landonfun skeeeeeeeet #missyou
  5. Portland: Where good looking lesbians is an actual thing.
  6. "One, two, three, fourteen..." -Bono's Spanish teacher
  7. IPAs are best served in the garbage, where they will be consumed by no sentient beings.
  8. Dear anyone who makes air travel an annoyance for other people, may you be stuck between two fats guys and in front of a screaming toddler.
  9. Branding is important. Nike has the swoosh. Mcdonalds has the golden arches. @robdelaney has the green man bulge.
  10. You will never hear this. "Duuuuuude! Nice treble!"
  11. @ablopezisatweet Good luck! You're the man!
  12. "Get your farts out now, people!" - Me, if I was the guy taking tickets for an airplane.
  13. Someone out there is reading this while pooping. So if you're that person, I hope everything comes out okay.
  14. I want to meet a white person who is raised in China by the Chinese. I know that s/he probably exists, so if anyone has any info #letmeknow
  15. Very disappointed that this guy who looks eerily like Beans from Even Stevens is not him and just another weird looking person.