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  1. #threewordsaftersex "Clean that up."
  2. HMAD Today is NIGHTMARE (2005), which looks like American Psycho crossed with the murderer subplot of Dark City.
  3. @TheJoeLynch 1. THE RING, 2 POTC 2, 3 THE MEXICAN. (still haven't seen Mouse Hunt or Weather Man tho :( ) #top3
  4. Even though it's @devincf's birthday, it is I who got the gift of WATER POWER and Umami Burger.
  5. It's the fuck you that just keeps on coming.
  6. Needless to say, making over 200 failed attempts over the course of 5 hrs resulted in my going over my minutes. Now I owe an additional $60.
  7. Apparently, Verizon will still charge you 1 min for making a call to a toll-free number that is busy (ticketmaster, for example)
  8. Heh, "Re-Pooper"
  9. #Repoopera forgive the spamlike nature of these #Repoopera tweets, we are all excited about this TESTIFY!!! #repoopera. Help us!! And RT
  10. I hope @devincf likes his birthday present and that he doesn't already have it. If he does I'm going to hand it to an Umami waitress.
  11. "Regarding homosexuality, I think it's bad stuff." And regarding you, you're a fucking idiot. http://bit.ly/RqrC4
  12. @bdgrabinski Yes I can. That movie failed on several levels, not the least of which were its completely boring action sequences.
  13. @bdgrabinski OK I know I give you shit over Parks & Rec, but JUMPER?!?!?!? Christ.
  14. Automated voice thing: "Is this correct?" Me: "Yes." Automated: "Was that, yes?" No, I inexplicably replied "Hess". HIRE HUMAN BEINGS.
  15. OK, one of the 683 of you must have an HD DVD player... who wants a still shrink wrapped Transformers (1st one)?
  16. Picked a good day to go through my mail for the 1st time since August... apparently my car registration is due tomorrow (need smog test).
  17. @ajbowen My top for this year is still INGLORIOUS BASTERDS and if that's on your worst... you are an enemy of mankind.
  18. Found my glossy board poster for PARANORMAL ACTIVITY's screening at Screamfest in 2007. Prob worth some $ now.
  19. HMAD Today is ZOMBIE CHRONICLES, which is an anthology. Prediction: 1 OK story, 2 bad ones, annoying twist for the wraparound.
  20. AWWW, no theatrical??? LAME. "Sony will release Universal Soldier: A New Beginning on Blu-ray Disc on January 5th"