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BrianSchaefer

  1. @TheGreatAskini It's pronounced "a-noos" so it's totally fine. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to TheGreatAskini
  2. A jalepeno & cheese bagel for breakfast - a good idea in theory, a DELIGHT in execution. about 18 hours ago via web
  3. More than any person, place or thing from my youth, I miss twisting the top off of a Squeeze It bottle the most. 5:22 PM May 24th via web
  4. Totally normal for studio movies to get pushed a month before release.Don't worry you guys, business as usual for good films #gijoe #sarcasm 2:31 PM May 23rd via web
  5. @newbeverlyjulia Good luck with the project! Love the New Bev and love what you're doing. Not just good luck, ALL of the good luck. 11:39 AM May 23rd via web
  6. You guys, I really want to see this movie get made. Why don't you give them a little cash on @Kickstarter kck.st/JnVjpw 10:55 AM May 23rd via Tweet Button
  7. @citizentim yo! the website looks great, if i haven't said so already. how goes it? 7:21 AM May 22nd via web
  8. @justin_kanew dibs on mcconaughey 5:02 PM May 21st via web in reply to justin_kanew
  9. @justin_kanew Are we going to dress up as our favorite characters? Then YES. 4:38 PM May 21st via web in reply to justin_kanew
  10. Breaking Bad comes back July 15. Commence ignoring everything that happens between now and July 15. 3:16 PM May 21st via web
  11. Hearing LMFAO won 6 Billboard Awards tells me everything I would ever need to know about the Billboard Awards. 2:10 PM May 21st via web
  12. If Don Draper would find a magic portal and be whisked away to Westeros, I would save a lot of time on Sunday nights. #madmenofthrones 9:35 AM May 21st via web
  13. According to @klout, my Klout score is 26. How influential are you? klout.com/#/BrianSchaefe… 8:15 AM May 19th via Tweet Button
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  15. Do sheep dream of woolen androids? Probably not. Doubtful sheep are even aware of androids, seeing as how they don't often visit cities. 5:00 PM May 18th via web
  16. I bet pillows dream, but only about not having people's gross faces on their entire bodies for 1/3 of every day. 4:35 PM May 18th via web