BrianScanlan
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Second row of 'In the Heights:'
about 6 hours ago
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Now they're applauding the showy deli worker.
about 17 hours ago
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Correction: This many sober Italians should not be at the deli. Otherwise this would be a party.
about 17 hours ago
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They just announced they're out of proscuitto AND hot capicolla. Someone's going to get punched.
about 17 hours ago
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At Italian grocery store. This many Italians should not be allowed to be at the deli. Too much shouting in Italian. Love my heritage.
about 18 hours ago
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Have just been informed that two spaces between sentences ended with typewriters. Why have I been doing it all this time?
8:08 PM Dec 21st
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Shopping malls are clearly a gathering place for socially unacceptable mother-daughter combinations.
7:22 PM Dec 21st
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Watching The Hangover with ... my grandma?
8:14 PM Dec 19th
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Hung too many lights. Can't celebrate Christmas and do
dishes at same time or fuse blows.
11:36 AM Dec 19th
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I keep being told that no one will want this AWESOME gift I bought:
10:31 AM Dec 19th
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Subway commercial just described sub as 'succulent.' Succulent? Really Subway?
9:15 PM Dec 18th
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Hanging out with Grandma on her birthday. She and Dad have talked General Hospital for the past 45 minutes at dinner. May I be excused?
6:12 PM Dec 18th
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The Boss really has a hard time getting through all those "Santa Claus is comin' to town"s.
8:55 AM Dec 18th
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Driving through farm country. Why does Missouri need all these horses?
8:43 AM Dec 18th
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There must be a rule somewhere that, in order to be a Final Fantasy villain, you must have flowing locks.
12:29 PM Dec 17th
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Dr. Cheryl Black, an associate professor at a prestigious university, wrote the following note on my paper: "OMG! COOL!"
12:27 PM Dec 17th
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I bet Stanislavsky killed a man.
10:37 AM Dec 17th
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Called Dad because I thought he'd be proud of me for waking up at 6. Instead, he lectured me on how not to call him at strange hours.
5:09 AM Dec 17th
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Watching some Brady Bunch movie that must be relatively recent. The conflict appears to be that Florence Henderson is really stupid.
4:18 AM Dec 17th
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Just explained the entire Rip Van Winkle story to Aarica, only instead calling the main character Rumpelstiltskin. Whoops.
7:53 PM Dec 16th
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- Name Brian Scanlan
- Location Chicago / Mizzou
- Bio It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. ~Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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