BrianDermody
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.@ Family is important, Fred. All I want is for @ to find his brother, Chris. You know... Abyss.
about 1 hour ago
via web
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@ Aristole! Plato! Socrates! Arianna Huffington! Nia Vardalos! Yeah, it's over.
about 2 hours ago
via web
in reply to matthewjbroad
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@ "We brought you philosophy, democracy and drama. And then we called it a day."
about 2 hours ago
via web
in reply to matthewjbroad
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Instead of reading 50 Shades of Gray I think I'll just listen to "Father Figure" over and over again until I start hitting myself.
about 3 hours ago
via txt
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MMA Star @ Fights the Fakers, Reps for the JREF
about 3 hours ago
via web
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Mustachio'd fellow, early 40s, riding a Razor scooter on the Lex and 53rd E train platform... gets the gas face.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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RT if I love you
about 16 hours ago
via web
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Why would I sleep when clearly my mind would rather I try to remember the words to "Longfellow Serenade"?
about 13 hours ago
via web
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"Baz Luhrmann making a 3D version of the Great Gatsby" sounds like a Dennis Miller punchline analogy.
about 13 hours ago
via web
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@ Joey Ryan has an American Apparel style t-shirt asking the world to "Legalize Sleaze". Have to rewatch, but I may love him.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to justsheano
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@ I couldn't RT that, you'd be bothered by me if you got to know me. But I figured I'd favorite it.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to JulieFromCinci
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Travel Tip: Walk the whole family arm in arm straight across on the sidewalks of Times Square. I'll teach your kids some fun new words.
about 19 hours ago
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@ what show? I'm not really following you here
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to justsheano
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@ I do that too, especially on facebook. You'd be shocked to know how many people I grew up with who have racist babies now.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to KevinMarshall
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@ I don't know if this was my idea or if I swiped it, but if the old Stadium was The Cathedral, the new one is the Megachurch.
10:24 AM May 24th
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in reply to scratchbomb
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@ Is that the view out your office? All I get is the dumb old Statue of Liberty (when it's a clear day and you kind of squint)
9:53 AM May 24th
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in reply to maggiesox
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In my Siri ad, rain means I look for a liquor store that delivers and then I tell it to play Warren Zevon while I look back with regret.
9:17 AM May 24th
via web
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"I turned in to Julius Erving, and I flew across the city, and I stabbed you in the face with a sharpened Peanut Chew." - Philly Boy Roy
9:00 AM May 24th
via BestShowQuotes
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@ I only understood like two of those words. Give me MC Shan vs. KRS-ONE.
8:50 AM May 24th
via web
in reply to FredRichani
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@ That only works if you're within 10 feet of a banjo.
8:16 AM May 24th
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in reply to patriciajchui
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- Name Brian Dermody
- Location New York, New York
- Bio Working stiff, working stiff.
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