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BrianCanFly

  1. @funranium (alpha particles are the physicist's equivalent to white truffle oil)
  2. @funranium You're really not refuting my statement here. I assume it's also just a bit radioactive? Y'know, for flavor?
  3. @funranium Commodore's coat? Really? Is there a point at which self-parody loops all the way back around to simple definition?
  4. If you introduce yourself with, "I spent 30 years in MI6..." you don't have to say anything else. Your credibility has been established.
  5. The Community season finale was 22 of the most perfect minutes of television I have ever experienced. #sixseasonsandamovie
  6. There is an art to finding the perfect place in a document to insert a secret quotation from All-Star Superman. I have mastered it.
  7. Context for previous: arxiv.org/abs/1205.2024
  8. Life is weird. I just sent an email to one of the founders of my company with the subject line, "Quantum Teleportation and Lasers."
  9. Okay. Back to Beethoven violin concertos and writing until I run out of stupid. Hopefully there's some smart stuff at the barrel's bottom.
  10. I think most problems can be solved with enough dynamite and the freedom to try a few times. newsfeed.time.com/2012/04/18/col…
  11. @aeolianharp Except that one day, lord willing and the creek don't rise, the kid will learn not to eat his own vomit.
  12. If the Cambria font were a person, no court in the land would convict me for inflicting horrific violence upon it.
  13. The world in Game of Thrones has millennia of history WITH CONTINUOUS CULTURE, yet their tech is stuck at Dark Ages level. Why? (cf. Korra)
  14. Is it weird to half-enjoy the oh-god-I've-been-struck-illiterate feeling of writers' block? It means I'm working on something important.
  15. @rambozus Can we pause and consider how monumentally badass Batman must be to knock out a specific tooth with a precision backhanded punch?
  16. Politics: Wherein one tries to convince people one is good at it by claiming to have no experience and rejecting 230 years of progress.
  17. Wow. @MarkWaid and @PaoloMRivera make it look so easy in Daredevil. Almost every page has a moment a lesser book would make its centerpiece.
  18. @funranium but Uncle Edison always taught me, "Why design what you can steal and patent?"
  19. @funranium New office has a 6'x4' board. Some day I'll rouse from the dry-erase-induced fugue state and find plans to steal a nuclear sub.
  20. Nothing seems to bring out my inner crazy person like a blank whiteboard.