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BrettyBossPants

One nickname I hate: "Kid." 11 minutes ago via web
Yes...because I'd SO try to screw with your head. What a child! This isn't Silence of the Lambs! 13 minutes ago via web
It's a ten minute ride to the Holiday Inn. 15 minutes ago via web
MarilynMonroeAS Looking at a friend and saying "I will, if you will" about 2 hours ago via Seesmic Retweeted by BrettyBossPants and 68 others
I forgot how good the song "Raining Blood" by Slayer was. Bahahahaha :) about 2 hours ago via web
All your life, you've never seen a woman, taken by the wind. Would you stay if she promised you Heaven? Will you ever win? about 3 hours ago via web
If you were a chick, I'd dump you. about 4 hours ago via web
Good morning, my gorgeous summer peach :) about 5 hours ago via web
Love, Fury, Passion, Energy. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
I love Elton John...has anybody else noticed that? He's pretty awesome. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Insisting that I pay my alimony, each and every day is the same old scene. about 16 hours ago via web
If you wanna drive to Ride Mount on your pony, loosen up my tie to help me breathe. about 16 hours ago via web
I did the donkey now I'm your funky monkey, sing it children! Sing it on your mind! about 16 hours ago via web
Well, I want to say that I'm your Mister Funky. Singin' this song is taking up your time. about 16 hours ago via web
A piano can make any great song, better. about 16 hours ago via web
Why do I wait up for you? about 16 hours ago via web
There's nothing wrong with a little flamboyance. about 16 hours ago via web
Come on, do the roll, do the roll with me. #EJ about 16 hours ago via web
We are agents of the free, I've had my fun and now it's time to, serve your conscience overseas. Coming in fast, over me. #REM about 17 hours ago via web
Now errbody in the club get tipsy! (errbody in the club get tipsy) #JKwon about 18 hours ago via web

Name Bosspants Jr.®
Location The Peach State
Bio I'm probably the funnest and chillest guy you'll ever meet. I know how it feels to be wise and to see through eyes that only see what is real.