BrettKHarris
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The barmaid is a pussy.
3 minutes ago
from web
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@ I don't really know you besides your twitter and Carolyn, but I'm pretty sure I love you. Could you be any funnier?
23 minutes ago
from web
in reply to laraelise
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@ no chick friends isn't totally necessary. Just be choosey as fuck :)
about 2 hours ago
from UberTwitter
in reply to anastacialayne
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Literally, not literally, that's disgusting. 500 Days of Summer is becoming my favorite movie as I'm watching it.
about 19 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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My bbm is acting semi-retarded. Any other blackberry users having this problem?
about 23 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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@ Pleeaassse! Mr. Scribner, you wrote the book on this brand of science!
8:48 AM Jan 5th
from UberTwitter
in reply to TravisScribner
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Dear Men of the World: Confidence = sexy; slightly cocky = sexy; arrogant = annoying as fuck. It's a fine line, but you should work on it.
6:42 AM Jan 5th
from UberTwitter
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@ is Chloe at school today? LVA is on lockdown.
9:44 AM Jan 4th
from UberTwitter
in reply to erikapriscilla
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Are we secret enemies now, and no one told me?
7:43 AM Jan 4th
from web
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Heads are funny. Like people's heads. I don't know why.
4:47 PM Jan 3rd
from UberTwitter
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Leaving pahrump...with all my teeth
2:25 PM Jan 3rd
from UberTwitter
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What you don't realize is your clapping for a venereal disease.
10:17 AM Jan 3rd
from UberTwitter
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I don't even have a sober filter
12:09 AM Jan 3rd
from UberTwitter
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Oooh baby I think I love you...from head to toe.
9:34 PM Jan 2nd
from UberTwitter
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Going to Downtown tonight for Miles' birthday!
5:03 PM Jan 2nd
from web
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@ that's where I'm going Monday! I already bought my tix cos it was all sold out last week!
2:45 PM Jan 2nd
from UberTwitter
in reply to Hulacat
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I'm going to see Avatar Monday. No one is stopping me. I already bought my tix. Please don't try to sabotage me.
9:33 AM Jan 2nd
from web
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This is, by far, my favorite holiday.
5:49 PM Dec 31st, 2009
from UberTwitter
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If I talk about "brett" I'm not speaking in the third person. I'm talking about my brother-in-law. Who is fab cos he let's me pimp him out
12:31 PM Dec 31st, 2009
from UberTwitter
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I need to write a script. I really do. It's on my list of lifetime goals.
11:40 AM Dec 31st, 2009
from UberTwitter
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- Name Brett Harris
- Location ÜT: 35.986901,-114.924154
- Bio I put the heiress in Harris.
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