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BrettBakerTV

  1. It's important to recognize the gift that is life. And hard not to want to get hammered wasted drunk every single day of it. about 2 hours ago via web
  2. I'll sit through Mass if I have to. I just have a hard time consecrating. about 7 hours ago via web
  3. I'm apparently in a hot spot for dudes that don't shave their necks. about 7 hours ago via web
  4. Before I die, I want to see someone that left the Amish community and didn't end up a chain smoker in a Pontiac Sunbird. about 21 hours ago via web
  5. According to the replies to my craigslist post, broken-English email scammers absolutely LOVE mod white lacquer coffee tables. 1:13 PM Feb 28th via web
  6. "Fuck safety!" - Brad Keselowski huff.to/wRLLrj 12:02 PM Feb 28th via web
  7. God may work in mysterious ways, but I don't see the point in him letting all the good jean jackets in town get bought up. 11:51 AM Feb 28th via web
  8. Sorry, Moneyballs. That's the pitts. (Should've tweeted that last night! Can you imagine?! HILARIOUS!) 12:56 PM Feb 27th via web
  9. I'm wearing John Paul Goatee and Missouri for Target. #Oscars 5:16 PM Feb 26th via web
  10. Jean Dujardin does a great "Christopher Walken after a stroke" impression. #Oscars 4:47 PM Feb 26th via web
  11. @BaruchelNDG If there isn't a Ross 'The Boss' Rhea poster already out there somewhere, I'm fucking making one. #GOON was mega-badass. 11:06 AM Feb 26th via web
  12. The CBS Sunday Morning 'moment of nature' is to make us feel stupid for caring about all the shit they showed us before that. 7:39 AM Feb 26th via web
  13. Can I use my Citi® Rewards points to kill Adam Levine? 9:11 PM Feb 25th via web
  14. Start to tell me how "Jamz" isn't the best possible name for any pet, and I'll stop you right there. 8:47 PM Feb 25th via web
  15. Disappointed to learn that 'Battlefield America' is about a hip-hop dance battle and not a college marching band battle. :( 8:41 AM Feb 25th via web
  16. If acting your age means leaning in and talking to bartenders like they're Alzheimer's patients, then, yes, I act my age. 11:17 PM Feb 24th via web