BrentPiaskoski
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@ @ That certainly doesn't sound in the spirit of your Teacher of the Year title.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to gcookie60
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@ We can't because they're replacing a big pipe. Any flushing would mean human waste would land on Mr. Roto-Rooter's head.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to gcookie60
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Haven't been able to flush the toilet all day. Wife's bathroom smells more like an outhouse than usual.
about 1 hour ago
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Just got back from Christmas shopping and I actually feel more Christmas-y. May now even get drunk on rum & eggnog.
about 2 hours ago
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No water to brush my teeth. Bad morning to eat a spinach and poppy seed pie.
about 9 hours ago
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@ Great job. Don't forget adding the word "boy" to any other word to come up with a hilarious nickname, got it list-boy?
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to DanWarp
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is off to do wind-sprints and hoping this isn't his last tweet.
about 11 hours ago
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Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood engaged! I'm so jealous. I want to marry a pro hockey player too.
about 11 hours ago
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Realizing now I will never be a professional (w)rapper. Either the musical or shopping mall variety.
about 11 hours ago
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If the condo is shutting off water for the next 3 days between 9-5. Then I will be bathing in the pool during those exact hours.
about 11 hours ago
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Gonna watch Men of a Certain Age and then daydream that I'm on staff.
about 21 hours ago
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If I was talking at a restaurant as loud as @ is watching TV right now, I'd be shushed.
about 23 hours ago
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@ Was gonna write you to see what happened. Sorry to hear about the accident. Thought maybe too despondent over Riders loss.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to BrentButt
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Why is it always 4-6 weeks we have to wait?
about 23 hours ago
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If poo wasn't supposed to be funny, it wouldn't rhyme with so many words.
3:44 PM Dec 21st
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Bruno Rodriguez claims Obama was imperial, arrogant and threatened developing countries." Maybe now Republicans will like him.
2:39 PM Dec 21st
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4. "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" $6,616,571 (Apparently not)
2:27 PM Dec 21st
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Off to donate Christmas gifts to local fire dept. Should make up for all the arson I committed this year.
2:20 PM Dec 21st
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@ @ UR wrong, @ wasn't trashing anything. He was saying he's clueless about Glee.
2:15 PM Dec 21st
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in reply to barbhaynes
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1st boxing class. If I only fight men who hold their hands up in the air, and shout where I should hit, I will remain undefeated.
12:06 PM Dec 21st
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- Name Brent Piaskoski
- Location Los Angeles
- Bio writer/producer/nice guy
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