BrendanJordan
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@ I'm sure you're right, but I think your vision broke the part of my brain that creates things.
about 14 hours ago
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Good Lord, Amy! RT @ i had a daytime nap dream about a lady with buttholes for eyes
about 14 hours ago
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@ That is a truly scary thought.
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to brightbeige
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@ But a) He seems like a nice guy b) He's probably hard to tackle, and c) @ would not be happy about it.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to rainnwilson
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@ Yes, The landlord would not renew their lease. I have suggested a remedy based in street justice.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to BrooklynBased
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If you want snow, you're irrational & don't care about the safety of homeless, snowed-in elderly, drivers, shovelers -
about 18 hours ago
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@, I just read the story. That's pretty terrible stuff. At least, against all odds, the Saudi gov't is taking her side.
about 19 hours ago
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RT @: Beyond the deepest tragedy there is laughter; even in the midst of tragedy there is always the possibility for laughter.
about 21 hours ago
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RT @: Whadadoo everybody. Gmorning. Woke up to lots of new friends. It's like being the opposite of drunk
about 21 hours ago
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@ An 80 year-old, huh? Something tells me she might be able to wait this one out. (I keed, I keed!)
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to kellicrean
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@ Absolutely! Will you be training at or ?
2:22 PM Feb 8th
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@ Absolutely.
1:37 PM Feb 8th
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@ Tell the one where is only allowed to with the if she promises & pie.
1:37 PM Feb 8th
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in reply to Randazzoj
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@ Someone has to make these things up.
1:22 PM Feb 8th
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in reply to lizmckeon
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@ Don't tell me what to do, !
1:14 PM Feb 8th
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@ Stop causing me to casually question my beliefs! My parents are going to be totes pissed at you!
12:55 PM Feb 8th
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in reply to lizmckeon
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@ I just thought it was interesting brand names got caps over G-d; whether you intended it or not. !
12:44 PM Feb 8th
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@ I find it interesting that you capitalize all of the brand names, but leave the name of He who is "I am" in lower-case.
12:33 PM Feb 8th
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@ You'd better check your gender-stereotyping, Liz! I've decided to become an anti-misandry freedom-fighter.
11:52 AM Feb 8th
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RT @: "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"- Smiths/Morrissey-meets-speed dating Thurs. Feb. 11 at Black Rabbit in BK: http://black
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11:45 AM Feb 8th
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- Name Brendan Jordan
- Location Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY
- Bio Born in a barrelfull of butcher knives and raised on knuckle sandwiches.
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