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  1. @brightbeige I'm sure you're right, but I think your vision broke the part of my brain that creates things.
  2. Good Lord, Amy! RT @brightbeige i had a daytime nap dream about a lady with buttholes for eyes
  3. @brightbeige That is a truly scary thought.
  4. @rainnwilson But a) He seems like a nice guy b) He's probably hard to tackle, and c) @BillCosby would not be happy about it.
  5. @BrooklynBased Yes, The landlord would not renew their lease. I have suggested a remedy based in street justice.
  6. If you want snow, you're irrational & don't care about the safety of homeless, snowed-in elderly, drivers, shovelers - #YayUrWishBringsDeath
  7. @kellicrean, I just read the story. That's pretty terrible stuff. At least, against all odds, the Saudi gov't is taking her side.
  8. RT @DelClose: Beyond the deepest tragedy there is laughter; even in the midst of tragedy there is always the possibility for laughter.
  9. RT @CraigyFerg: Whadadoo everybody. Gmorning. Woke up to lots of new friends. It's like being the opposite of drunk
  10. @kellicrean An 80 year-old, huh? Something tells me she might be able to wait this one out. (I keed, I keed!)
  11. @lizmckeon Absolutely! Will you be training at #iO or #SecondCity?
  12. @lizmckeon Absolutely.
  13. @Randazzoj Tell the one where #LittleDebbie is only allowed to #TagAlong with the #KeeblerElves if she promises #DoubleStuff & #Moon pie.
  14. @lizmckeon Someone has to make these things up.
  15. @lizmckeon Don't tell me what to do, #DevilWomyn!
  16. @lizmckeon Stop causing me to casually question my beliefs! My parents are going to be totes pissed at you!
  17. @lizmckeon I just thought it was interesting brand names got caps over G-d; whether you intended it or not. #ItsWhatTheAdvertisersWanted!
  18. @lizmckeon I find it interesting that you capitalize all of the brand names, but leave the name of He who is "I am" in lower-case.
  19. @lizmckeon You'd better check your gender-stereotyping, Liz! I've decided to become an anti-misandry freedom-fighter.
  20. RT @mrdavehill: "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"- Smiths/Morrissey-meets-speed dating Thurs. Feb. 11 at Black Rabbit in BK: http://black ...