BreeannDanielle
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.
1:29 PM May 24th
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I saw my ex go kiss her new boyfriend, so I shouted, "Hey! That's been on my dick!"
1:35 PM May 24th
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“@: when i get really bored i like to make awkward animal noises..” @ this is you.
1:27 PM May 24th
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from Lubbock, TX
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Pretzel m&ms are so good they make me wish I was stoned.
8:34 PM May 22nd
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What did the Vampire say to the pastor?
Nothing. You have to be real to talk.
8:40 PM May 22nd
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She tells her friends I'm perfect and that I love her cat, but you know me better than that. -George Strait
9:30 PM May 22nd
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My cat is dreaming under the blanket. I can hear her growling all crazy. She went from Dr. Jeckle to Mr. Hyde forreal.
11:46 PM May 21st
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from Lubbock, TX
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America.
11:08 PM May 20th
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"I love you, you love me, we're a happy--BITCH SUCK MY DICK." No JK. If you have to ask, you're doing it wrong.
11:06 PM May 20th
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from Lubbock, TX
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Princess Diana was the first royal bride not to use the word 'obey' in her marriage vows.
10:00 PM May 20th
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@ haha, crudefest is the time where more than half the girls we know get pregnant.
8:46 PM May 20th
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in reply to TexasEst93
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Baby run, cut a path across the blue skies, straight in a straight line, you can't get here fast enough. -George Strait
10:30 AM May 20th
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I may have played a little too hard last night.
10:45 AM May 20th
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I kind of love that the "hot guy" from high school is now a construction worker who pays child support.
11:15 AM May 18th
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Wine on the balcony with friends. So happy to be back in LBK.
8:45 PM May 17th
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from Lubbock, TX
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@ that was to you...<3 I'm not tired.....MR. BOOTS?!!!! You scared the shit out of me...GET OUUUUUTTT! Hahaha. :(
10:02 PM May 13th
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from Midland Rural, TX
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It's raining. It's pouring. Kaitlyn is snoring. I jumped in her bed, she bumped her head and I really don't want to get up in the morning...
10:01 PM May 13th
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from Midland Rural, TX
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I'm so high I forgot what I was going to tweet.......... 😞
9:47 PM May 13th
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oo Kenan & Kel is on.... "Who loves orange soda??"
9:44 PM May 13th
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OH HELL NAW THAT BITCH DID NOT TAKE MY CHICKEN
9:44 PM May 13th
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- Name Breeann Dunham
- Location Party in the LBK.
- Web http://breeanndan...
- Bio I have this weird feeling that I'm being followed...
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