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BreeMateljan

@arkenstone @thingamabobby @sunky I hear Al's mum has had him before too. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to arkenstone
@sunky Yep. Not once a month, but every day. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to sunky
@xocoleyf Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna have yourself a Scooby Snack! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to xocoleyf
If you took away all of our clocks, I could still tell you when it was around 2.15ish by the daily howling of the dog down the street. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@dissimilarity Glad it's not appendicitis! Sending hugs your way. Hope your boy is taking care of you x about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to dissimilarity
If you kids like fun music with pop sensibilities and a danceable beat, check out @reptarathens. These guys are fantastic! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@felixmeister I'd hazard a guess and say 'Lindsay Lohan'. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to felixmeister
@MrJesseRoss I could go for some sort of veganised poutine! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to MrJesseRoss
@LewiMcKirdy Sorry, kind sir. ‘twas not me! I keep my pedantic pronunciation gripes for Twitter ;) about 23 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to LewiMcKirdy
About to get dressed and venture into the great outdoors. @bernard_dog is not on board. 5:58 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
@jamesgorman If I were a Game of Thrones character, I'd be know as... Ha! I don't actually watch it. 2:07 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jamesgorman
@squozen Eleventy billion points for the Ferris Bueller reference. 2:06 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to squozen
The worst part of the day is when the damned dog down the street starts howling and throwing itself against the fence from 2pm onwards. 1:41 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
@NinjaCatfish Bit expensive for me, I'm afraid! I'm thinking of something around the $100-110 mark. 1:41 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to NinjaCatfish
@mosaik Who said that? Heaps of us still use FTP! 1:00 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to mosaik
Lewi McKirdy just pronounced Portishead as 'Porta-shed'. Come on, @LewiMcKirdy! 11:35 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
@_Just Insulting you in front of a camera adds 10 kgs too. 11:33 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to _Just
@jessquaquaqua That's cool. I can understand that. A lot of animal lovers take things like this to heart and it's hard to understand motive. 11:29 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to jessquaquaqua
@jessquaquaqua that the baby was allergic to something else in the house that was unrelated. 11:28 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to jessquaquaqua
@jessquaquaqua I only chimed in because I've had friends who tried to rehome their pets for the same reason and it turned out 11:27 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to jessquaquaqua

Name Pants/Bree Mateljan
Location Perth, Western Australia
Web http://www.breema...
Bio Designer/illustrator owner of @brunky. One half of @Ozphoria. @SmashingPumpkin fan. Guitarist. Vegan. Gamer. Mum to @bernard_dog. Wife of @sunky.