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  1. Hey guys, @wittels said he'd kill himself if he doesn't get five more followers. He's pretty funny. Let's stop it from happening. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. @waderandolph No. Also, I realize I shouldn't call people dumb. I called "Black Hiker" "Biker Hiker" yesterday. Glass house livin'! about 2 hours ago from web in reply to waderandolph
  3. Hey, here's a thing. If your tweet contains a link that leads to your Facebook page listing the same tweet, that's dumb. about 3 hours ago from web
  4. Great show! RT @kumailn Tonight @ Comix. 10 pm. Jeselnik. Sean Patton. Garofalo. Kroll. Use code "LAFF" for $5 tix. about 3 hours ago from web
  5. Christmas music playing at the grocery store before Thanksgiving means me singing Slayer's "Angel of Death" at the top of my lungs. about 4 hours ago from web
  6. Definitely. RT @eightblockwalk @Braunger Maybe a little like getting asked out by someone you aren't interested in. Still flattering...? about 6 hours ago from web
  7. Is getting offered something you don't want better than getting offered nothing at all? Figuring that out. about 16 hours ago from web
  8. @EJthecomic Thanks, Erin! I can report firsthand that he is the coolest dude. 9:24 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to EJthecomic
  9. Man, pro wrestlers these days spend more time on the mic than rappers and comedians combined! 11:06 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @hasanminhaj No, but I'm definitely gonna see it. Thanks. 9:43 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to hasanminhaj
  11. @thebrianhuskey and I are fucking up the streets of Hollywood with the FOD crew. 3:04 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  12. @mattbelknap Something in Achilles is ALWAYS torn. Talk about an ego! 4:18 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to mattbelknap
  13. Hey, what's the over/under on Achilles vs. Hector? 4:15 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. Totally! Thanks, man. @steveheisler steveheisler @Braunger That was me. I hope your "ha" is genuine. Genuinely wonderfully scatterbrained. 3:06 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. Just read a recap of the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival in the Onion AV Club that described me as "wonderfully scatterbrained." Ha! 2:50 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. That would be Dec. 17th. RT @tri_polar @Braunger when will you be on chelsea lately again? 2:43 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. "Swingin' like my nuts." Brilliant. http://www.hulu.com/watch/1... 2:41 PM Nov 22nd from web
  18. Just realized people might look at my profile pic and think I'm arrogant. I'm only looking like that on my album as a parody. I am a dork. 1:26 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. Thanks to everybody who came to Meltdown and the Improv last night. We had us a Saturday. 12:50 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  20. RT @Kulap: Attention all restaurants: you can't all have the best burger in LA! Quit frontin'. 12:46 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  • Name Matt Braunger
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.mattbr...
  • Bio I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.
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