Braunger
- Thanks man! RT @: @ break a leg duder!about 10 hours ago from Echofon
- Lowest AND hugest chandelier ever? about 13 hours ago from Echofon
- Never again, bro. about 14 hours ago from Echofon
- Taping my special tonight. Pray for people who are sick and/or poor. Then if there's any left, throw some my way.about 15 hours ago from Echofon
- It was lovely. RT @: I forgot to mention how delightful the Time Out NY show was at the UCB w/ @ @ and more.10:34 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
- I'm doing a surprise set somewhere in NY tonight. It's at--ah, crap. Sorry.1:52 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- Entering Manhattan with Jay Reatard's "An Ugly Death" blaring just feels right.12:58 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- @ I forgot to mention the very pregnant redheaded woman translating for/chatting with the Lama in Tibetan.10:56 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to benblacker
- I was just thinking, "Do bears really like honey that much?" Then I realized, yeah, of course. Everything likes honey.4:39 PM Nov 5th from web
- Two kids and a Tibetan Lama in the doctor's office waiting room with me. Randomness achieved.3:41 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
- The hard drives at this casting office are washing machine-loud. "WHAT?" "I said, YOU'RE NEXT!!!"10:17 AM Nov 5th from Echofon
- @ Do it, Don!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8:45 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to DonGlover
- A great putdown for you to try: "Hey, (person's name), two words..." Then you vomit all over them.11:51 PM Nov 4th from Echofon
- I'm watching "Orphan" on Netflix. Are you SURE this is a remake of "Oliver Twist"?7:56 PM Nov 4th from Echofon
- It just blows my mind that chefs on "Top Chef" never freak out when the van pulls up to Whole Foods. "I only have $400! Come on!"7:20 PM Nov 4th from web
- I wanted to be a chef, but didn't score high enough on the asshole chart. "You call this a souffle? I spit in your face!!!!"6:42 PM Nov 4th from web
- @ Thanks, buddy! I didn't like how I did either. Maybe we'll BOTH get called back!5:35 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to thebrianhuskey
- RT @: 2009 Channy Nominations are out! How did your favorite shows do? 10:49 AM Nov 4th from Echofon
- @ Yeah, right. Come on!10:06 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to seanoconnz
- My Comedy Central taping is "Currently Full" according to the online site. Thought I was cool, then I saw everybody else's is too. Go team!9:54 AM Nov 4th from web
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- Name Matt Braunger
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.mattbr...
- Bio I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.
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