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  1. Thanks man! RT @DonGlover: @Braunger break a leg duder!
  2. Lowest AND hugest chandelier ever? http://twitpic.com/ospb7
  3. Never again, bro. #threewordsaftersex
  4. Taping my special tonight. Pray for people who are sick and/or poor. Then if there's any left, throw some my way.
  5. It was lovely. RT @morgan_murphy: I forgot to mention how delightful the Time Out NY show was at the UCB w/ @donglover @braunger and more.
  6. I'm doing a surprise set somewhere in NY tonight. It's at--ah, crap. Sorry.
  7. Entering Manhattan with Jay Reatard's "An Ugly Death" blaring just feels right.
  8. @benblacker I forgot to mention the very pregnant redheaded woman translating for/chatting with the Lama in Tibetan.
  9. I was just thinking, "Do bears really like honey that much?" Then I realized, yeah, of course. Everything likes honey.
  10. Two kids and a Tibetan Lama in the doctor's office waiting room with me. Randomness achieved.
  11. The hard drives at this casting office are washing machine-loud. "WHAT?" "I said, YOU'RE NEXT!!!"
  12. @DonGlover Do it, Don!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. A great putdown for you to try: "Hey, (person's name), two words..." Then you vomit all over them.
  14. I'm watching "Orphan" on Netflix. Are you SURE this is a remake of "Oliver Twist"?
  15. It just blows my mind that chefs on "Top Chef" never freak out when the van pulls up to Whole Foods. "I only have $400! Come on!"
  16. I wanted to be a chef, but didn't score high enough on the asshole chart. "You call this a souffle? I spit in your face!!!!"
  17. @thebrianhuskey Thanks, buddy! I didn't like how I did either. Maybe we'll BOTH get called back!
  18. RT @Channel101: 2009 Channy Nominations are out! How did your favorite shows do? http://tinyurl.com/ykkgh64
  19. @seanoconnz Yeah, right. Come on!
  20. My Comedy Central taping is "Currently Full" according to the online site. Thought I was cool, then I saw everybody else's is too. Go team!