Braunger
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Hey guys, @ said he'd kill himself if he doesn't get five more followers. He's pretty funny. Let's stop it from happening.
about 1 hour ago
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@ No. Also, I realize I shouldn't call people dumb. I called "Black Hiker" "Biker Hiker" yesterday. Glass house livin'!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to waderandolph
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Hey, here's a thing. If your tweet contains a link that leads to your Facebook page listing the same tweet, that's dumb.
about 3 hours ago
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Great show! RT @ Tonight @ Comix. 10 pm. Jeselnik. Sean Patton. Garofalo. Kroll. Use code "LAFF" for $5 tix.
about 3 hours ago
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Christmas music playing at the grocery store before Thanksgiving means me singing Slayer's "Angel of Death" at the top of my lungs.
about 4 hours ago
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Definitely. RT @ @ Maybe a little like getting asked out by someone you aren't interested in. Still flattering...?
about 6 hours ago
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Is getting offered something you don't want better than getting offered nothing at all? Figuring that out.
about 16 hours ago
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@ Thanks, Erin! I can report firsthand that he is the coolest dude.
9:24 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to EJthecomic
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Man, pro wrestlers these days spend more time on the mic than rappers and comedians combined!
11:06 PM Nov 23rd
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@ No, but I'm definitely gonna see it. Thanks.
9:43 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to hasanminhaj
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@ and I are fucking up the streets of Hollywood with the FOD crew.
3:04 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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@ Something in Achilles is ALWAYS torn. Talk about an ego!
4:18 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to mattbelknap
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Hey, what's the over/under on Achilles vs. Hector?
4:15 PM Nov 22nd
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Totally! Thanks, man. @ steveheisler
@ That was me. I hope your "ha" is genuine. Genuinely wonderfully scatterbrained.
3:06 PM Nov 22nd
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Just read a recap of the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival in the Onion AV Club that described me as "wonderfully scatterbrained." Ha!
2:50 PM Nov 22nd
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That would be Dec. 17th. RT @ @ when will you be on chelsea lately again?
2:43 PM Nov 22nd
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"Swingin' like my nuts." Brilliant.
2:41 PM Nov 22nd
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Just realized people might look at my profile pic and think I'm arrogant. I'm only looking like that on my album as a parody. I am a dork.
1:26 PM Nov 22nd
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Thanks to everybody who came to Meltdown and the Improv last night. We had us a Saturday.
12:50 PM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
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RT @: Attention all restaurants: you can't all have the best burger in LA! Quit frontin'.
12:46 PM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
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- Name Matt Braunger
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.mattbr...
- Bio I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.
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