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  1. Trying to eat when I'm not even hungry
  2. I have all the answers wrong, but all of the questions right. Hey, I'm batting .500 !!!
  3. I try not to end my sentences with a parenthetical statement, but it's not always possible.
  4. There's a little icon on my screen now saying "Authenticated by Equifax Secure Inc." ....I guess this is good (?)
  5. Eating a pecan pie with vanilla ice cream on the side.
  6. What is original? How do we know if we are being original? Well... that's a good question.
  7. I see the Berlin Wall as a trending topic. I'm not sure what that's about, but I will say i lived when the Berlin Wall was still in place.
  8. My alter ego is speaking to me in a condescending tone. So I fed it a knucklefish sandwich. Ouch.
  9. I'm having an existential day in a parallel universe. But don't quote me on that.
  10. She said I'm having a "sensory overload". .... As if that's a BAD thing. ......As if.
  11. Let me re-state that. Generally I'm specific.
  12. I'm not paranoid. .....I'm specific.
  13. I've gotta try a new cough syrup.
  14. MC Hammer just danced across my video screen.
  15. Home on the range makes me think of a home on top of an oven. ....Silly? ....Yes. ....My reality?.... Yeppers.
  16. Cease and desist! Again!
  17. I love the phrase "cease and desist". Cease and desist!!! haha
  18. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. So much easier to type than to say 20 times fast.
  19. One of my favorite sayings is "Ship arriving too late to save a drowning witch." I always picture the accompanying drawing.
  20. University Makes Twitter a Required Class for Journalism http://bit.ly/3izLkF