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Brandoseph

  1. @itsme_MissFee "I think you're funny becuase you look like Spongebob"..........Is that at compliment? #SpongeBro #Bacon #ThankYou? 7:40 PM May 19th via txt
  2. @SpencerViator @emmajcardiff @Quattlejizz Fact: All facts are based on facts which are factual but have varying degrees of factuality #Fact 8:44 AM May 17th via web in reply to SpencerViator
  3. @Quattlejizz Yeah.....I guess if you like mayonaise......WHICH YOU DONT!!!.....boom #CoachIsLike #Owned 8:04 AM May 17th via txt
  4. @Yeah....I guess I you like mayonaise.....WHICH YOU DONT! boom....#CoachIsLike #Owned 8:03 AM May 17th via txt
  5. I have probably oozed roughly 4-6 gallons of mucus and tears in the past month @Quattlejizz #BaconAllergies #FuckCincyPollen #CincyProblems 8:01 AM May 17th via txt
  6. @Quattlejizz: "WW in the B".......Decipher...GO! #Bacon #Semen #CoachIsLikeOwned #GrabsBud #LightsDogOnFire 3:33 PM May 16th via web
  7. Rape Prevention Tip: Carry a rape whistle! If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until somebody comes to stop you 11:15 AM May 11th via web
  8. That awkward moment when you cure your tumor by smoking weed and you're the President of the United States and you're like....shit #Bacon #X 4:03 PM May 6th via txt
  9. It's raining cats and dogs! Jared - "NO CATS!" @Quattlejizz #BrohankTheTank #NyanCat #NOCATS #DevbotNeedsToSignThisWeekend 3:08 PM May 1st via web
  10. @Quattlejizz OH. MY. LAWD......#BrohankTheTank2012 !!!! Best. Nickname/hashtag. EVER! #WANT #BlowMe2012 10:48 PM Apr 29th via txt
  11. One of the proudest moments in my life happened this weekend....'tank' was chanted at me after a 30 second kegstand @Quattlejizz #Tank 10:43 PM Apr 29th via txt
  12. "Can tigers climb trees?" @Quattlejizz "Yeah......Tigers can do anything" LOOOOOOOL #SuperTiger #TigerBacon #TigerSemen #BeepBeepBeep 9:47 PM Apr 29th via web
  13. Dafuq did @Quattlejizz and I just witness?!.....Either a bird rape or a bird murder #NatureHike #Statuatory #1stDegree 2:58 PM Apr 29th via txt
  14. Am I a winner or loser for practicing this late......on a Friday night? #ConservatoryProblems #LifeOfAMusicStudent #Fuck #BaconPracticing 9:27 PM Apr 27th via txt
  15. @alyssa_newman except I ONLY want to kill you with one deadly punch to the face......THEN have sex with your dead body 6:38 PM Apr 27th via txt
  16. When life gives ME lemons...........I add tequila #TequilaShots? 5:20 PM Apr 27th via web
  17. This is us @alyssa_newman 9gag.com/gag/3995393 via @9GAG 5:01 PM Apr 27th via Tweet Button
  18. When your GF cheats on you and breaks up......don't be an ass, be polite, and pleasant....Then calmly tell her you're going to fuck her mom. 6:36 PM Apr 24th via web