BrandoonWebb
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Beetles live a life of constant toil and danger. Pick up a few. Keep them in your pockets as your many-legged family. Let them rest.
11:45 AM May 24th
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Disgusting RT @: Rage.
1:38 PM May 23rd
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@ I love/ am annoyed by the @ for the exact same reasons. Excellent piece.
1:26 PM May 23rd
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in reply to jaycaspiankang
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I am no more interested in being governed by Leviticus than I am by Sharia.
1:40 PM May 22nd
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I'm rooting for a Pacers-Spurs NBA Finals. Why? Because fuck David Stern, that's why.
10:31 AM May 22nd
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It's been 22 years, but it feels like yesterday. We still miss you, Jim.
11:24 AM May 16th
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"I don't shake hands with substitutes " I see you Ron Arrest. Stay crazy.
6:46 PM May 14th
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@ snap backs are for children.
5:43 PM May 14th
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in reply to BurritoBrosShit
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Sorry LGBT people, but the Black community bought the copyright for civil rights struggles before your rights mattered.
4:50 PM May 14th
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My husband is sleeping next to me because our genitals aren't the same.
12:22 AM May 9th
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@ same people who used their VCRs to record the Kardashian wedding.
6:49 PM May 8th
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in reply to steakNstiffarms
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North Carolina. Come for the shitty BBQ, stay for the bigotry.
6:17 PM May 8th
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He was unique, grumpy, brilliant, gay, wise, magical and made the world better by creating art in it.
8:53 AM May 8th
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Golf clap. RT @: Can't sleep. Due to a headache. Of Percy Harvin proportions.
3:55 AM May 8th
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Seriously, according to @, Pujols has the lowest WAR in MLB. Yes, Pujols
8:14 PM May 4th
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What's worse than losing in triple overtime in the playoffs? Losing in triple-OT, then coming home to this:
6:40 AM May 3rd
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@ that's saying something, blackberries are waaaaay behind the curve. I was happy to say good bye to mine.
4:34 PM May 1st
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in reply to Natalie_Lauren
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Roll Tide RT @: Shutdown Fullback: WE JUST EXPENSED A GHILLIE SUIT.
6:42 PM Apr 30th
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Aug 12, gonna have to get a babysitter! RT @: August tour dates announced with @ !
9:31 AM Apr 30th
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@ TNT was 100% baiting you with that shot.
9:13 PM Apr 29th
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in reply to bubbaprog
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- Name Brandon Webb
- Location Columbus, OH
- Bio Cormac's dad...Mel's husband... Bourbon's friend. I also like books and food.
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