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  1. i just watched an episode of the "doodlebops" while waiting for my laundry. can someone please explain? i wasn't on LSD. i need answers. 1:45 PM Dec 7th from web
  2. @thesuefunke you don't need to tell ME if i can share a little TMI. 11:41 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to thesuefunke
  3. if you are not paying attention to what is happening with @MothStories then maybe we need to start seeing other twitterers. 10:52 AM Dec 4th from web
  4. I should also mention that it's a CALEXICO burrito. In bowl form. Amazing. 10:32 AM Dec 4th from web
  5. a good burrito can change a man's day in a split second. 10:22 AM Dec 4th from web
  6. If you are a 300lb man on the subway...do not pick your nose. We'll see. We're already watching! 8:03 AM Dec 3rd from web
  7. RT @warrenellis: Isn't it way past time that "killer whales" were renamed Death Dolphins? 2:49 PM Dec 1st from web
  8. receiving action figures i bought on ebay makes me happy. nerd shelf, meet black vulcan, samurai and apache chief. 12:06 PM Nov 30th from web
  9. why does no one make a candle that smells like fries??? 3:59 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  10. new most awesome/grossest show of all time: HOARDERS 9:42 PM Nov 28th from web
  11. @annieimamura give them brown rice sushi instead! it's better for them. they need to be cognizant of their eating habits. 9:33 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to annieimamura
  12. Brickbreaker tries to fuck with me when I'm drunk. I'm convinced. 8:51 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  13. someone should've told me the film "doubt" is not a comedy. i was waiting for philip seymour hoffman to mention sharting the whole time! 5:08 PM Nov 28th from web
  14. well...black friday is over. what's the tally? how many black people were killed and/or eaten? what a terrible, terrible holiday. 10:15 PM Nov 27th from web
  15. i could be performing open heart surgery on a baby and i would STILL stop everything i was doing and watch "the dark knight". 8:20 PM Nov 27th from web
  16. @thesuefunke sorry to hear about your family's love of jeff dunham. i'll be praying for you. 11:57 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to thesuefunke
  17. on days off i like to look out my window at passerbys rushing around trying to get places and gloat silently to myself. for i am in sweats. 12:38 PM Nov 25th from web
  18. hot new christian trend? side-hugs. so privates don't face and/or touch. in other news...teenagers love to fuck! 4:25 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. another option could be man-et jackson. 1:27 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. should i take up blackface drag and become white-ney houston? i'm considering a change of pace for 2010. this might be it. 9:34 AM Nov 24th from web