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BrandonP_23

ItzAdamSandler Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 350,000 times, you are a weather man. 3:48 AM May 2nd via web Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 858 others
Jessica_Joseph7 I could watch Ocean's Eleven over and over again. 9:48 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by BrandonP_23
Baseballprobz Putting every piece of clothing on that you have in your locker bc it's that cold outside #baseballprobz 7:26 AM Nov 29th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 8 others
Baseballprobz Nothing like playing baseball in the cold. #cantfeelmyhands #brokenfingers #baseballprobz coach when are we getting that dome???? 9:50 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 20 others
jbear57 8 hours of baseball-good high of 45-bad 15-20mph winds-bad... #indoorcages #uasleeves 5:44 AM Feb 11th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by BrandonP_23
Princess_KatieB go giants! I don't wanna listen to ryan braggin about tom brady tomorrow.. 12:08 PM Feb 5th via Mobile Web Retweeted by BrandonP_23
MensHumor Nobody likes the person that asks, "Well, where did you put it last?" 11:10 AM Jan 17th via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 2842 others
MensHumor Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 7:00 AM Dec 23rd, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 4532 others
MensHumor I have no respect for people who eat pizza with a fork. 11:00 AM Dec 16th, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 3073 others
AmericanHumor We live in a country where everyone knows how to text and drive but no one knows how to parallel park. 3:45 PM Dec 12th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 2500 others
KingJames The Marlins signed Jose Reyes #NICE and if they sign Albert Pujols as well #WOW. #MiamiMarlins 7:42 PM Dec 6th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 1263 others
MensHumor Kim Kardashian is having 2nd thoughts about her divorce... if she works hard enough, she could be the Brett Favre of marriage! 12:00 PM Nov 8th, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandonP_23 and 1429 others