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  1. Driving is just like walking, except it's driving! =) 4:54 PM Dec 8th from web
  2. My astrology reading says that the Libras and I will get along today. So I punched one in the face to prove it wrong =) 10:12 PM Dec 6th from web
  3. Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you... 12:32 PM Dec 6th from web
  4. N.A meetings aren't as great of a place to meet singles as they look. Tomorrow I'm trying an A.A meeting. I hear there's more hotties there. 10:08 PM Dec 3rd from web
  5. just shaved. And now I'm gonna do my face =) 2:48 PM Dec 2nd from web
  6. I would say I wanna fuck somebody tonight, but my parents read these tweets. Oh well. 8:33 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. I hope you're all enjoying the day after Thanksgiving! My anus certainly isn't. 2:40 PM Nov 27th from web
  8. Swine Flu vaccines are overpriced and such a status thing! Used by the same people who like to be seen drinking Starbucks. H1N1 is SO Ikea.. 9:23 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. You know you're retarded when your favorite soap opera is the Magic School Bus. 7:01 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. I still want my $7.50 back from when I saw Kazaam in '96. Biggest waste of allowance, ever. 11:09 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. I just impaled a ninja! 4:32 PM Nov 14th from web
  12. There's a vagina at the end of my flashlight! And it doesn't even light up at all! I'm returning the damn thing tomorrow... 10:52 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. You know the hill from The Nightmare Before Christmas? Yeah... It looked like that... 5:57 PM Nov 11th from web
  14. That wasn't lube... 10:57 PM Oct 31st from web
  15. Whorey outfits, free candy, endless alchohal, blood, guts, and vegetable mutilation. Halloween is the last amazing legal activity. 4:01 PM Oct 31st from web
  16. I don't understand why sci-fi filmmakers hate the Golden Gate Bridge so much... 9:37 PM Oct 30th from web
  17. thinks everyone who has swine flu should identify themselves immediately. This time, being in the closet DOES kill... 4:01 PM Oct 29th from web
  18. Bicycles are a taint's worst enemy... 5:16 PM Aug 24th from web
  19. I'm tired if hearing rape victims complain. Some of us aren't getting ANY, you arrogant fuckers! 7:43 AM Aug 18th from web
  20. Brandon is currently shooting the next episode of "Theater Class" - You are all gonna die when you see it =) 11:14 AM Aug 15th from web
  • Name Brandon Rogers
  • Location Mountain View, CA
  • Web http://www.youtub...
  • Bio I'm a leo, and am circumcised! Holla! No need for cleanup after urine! I'm the sexiest thing since Hiroshima, and more shocking than columbine!
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