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BrandonGresham

My new favorite trick is killing roaches with Stacey's shoe, then leaving the shoe on top of the roach for her to find later. So. Much. Fun. about 2 hours ago via web
If all else fails, you can always add a vintage suitcase to a picture to make it work. about 4 hours ago via web
Gearing up for a fun/crazy weekend... with a wedding in Birmingham tomorrow, and another in Savannah on Sunday. Pass the red bull please. about 9 hours ago via web
Hey @pinterest ... how is it that I still get spam emails from you even when my emails settings are completely turned off? Not cool. about 20 hours ago via web
I think I'll go burn a bridge tonight. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
@lindseyrdavis good luck! Stacey and I are doing our darnedest to get back to the buying side! :-) 4:56 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lindseyrdavis
Six showings in three days. Is this national "go shopping for a house week" or something? 3:32 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@timmyc711 technically, a bridge. But there's a six inch step up at the top and a four inch drop down at the bottom. Soooo... 10:48 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to timmyc711
What appeared this morning on the only paved walkway down to our house ... first time I've ever wished we had an HOA twitter.com/BrandonGresham… 10:41 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Apparently, turning the treadmill up to a 7:30 mile means I have to run with a "danger" beeping noise at the gym. #lightningfast 9:17 AM May 24th via web
Love that our neighbor decided to rip up her sidewalk, and part of ours, when we've got a showing a two potential offers today. :-( 8:35 AM May 24th via web
Thank you @cnn for a great headline ... twitter.com/BrandonGresham… 1:17 PM May 23rd via web
Return showing an hour after the first time they stopped by. Said "extremely interested." All of twitter and FB needs to cross their fingers 10:08 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
One nice thing I've mastered with our house on the market is the ability to clean the whole place in about 30 mins twitter.com/BrandonGresham… 6:09 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Two showings scheduled today for tomorrow. Someone make a friggin offer already! :-) 5:15 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Nothing makes your photos sell themselves more than a huge copyright logo over the subject's faces. Seriously. 1:24 PM May 22nd via web
Beat boxing while you run on the treadmill next to me qualifies you for a free pull on your "emergency stop" cord. #gympetpeeves 9:01 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Here I was thinking the low carb diet was torture for losing weight ... then I rediscovered this thing called "exercise" ... 1:20 PM May 21st via web
Bailey enjoying a little @act_of_congress at Doo Dah Day. Mom and dad are enjoying the rare day off! twitter.com/BrandonGresham… 3:41 PM May 19th via Camera on iOS
@ryanldavis Bailey and George are doing pushups to look all buff for the ladies ... 8:39 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPad in reply to ryanldavis