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BrandonGresham

  1. My new favorite trick is killing roaches with Stacey's shoe, then leaving the shoe on top of the roach for her to find later. So. Much. Fun.
  2. If all else fails, you can always add a vintage suitcase to a picture to make it work.
  3. Gearing up for a fun/crazy weekend... with a wedding in Birmingham tomorrow, and another in Savannah on Sunday. Pass the red bull please.
  4. Hey @pinterest ... how is it that I still get spam emails from you even when my emails settings are completely turned off? Not cool.
  5. I think I'll go burn a bridge tonight.
  6. @lindseyrdavis good luck! Stacey and I are doing our darnedest to get back to the buying side! :-)
  7. Six showings in three days. Is this national "go shopping for a house week" or something?
  8. @timmyc711 technically, a bridge. But there's a six inch step up at the top and a four inch drop down at the bottom. Soooo...
  9. What appeared this morning on the only paved walkway down to our house ... first time I've ever wished we had an HOA twitter.com/BrandonGresham…
  10. Apparently, turning the treadmill up to a 7:30 mile means I have to run with a "danger" beeping noise at the gym. #lightningfast
  11. Love that our neighbor decided to rip up her sidewalk, and part of ours, when we've got a showing a two potential offers today. :-(
  12. Thank you @cnn for a great headline ... twitter.com/BrandonGresham…
  13. Return showing an hour after the first time they stopped by. Said "extremely interested." All of twitter and FB needs to cross their fingers
  14. One nice thing I've mastered with our house on the market is the ability to clean the whole place in about 30 mins twitter.com/BrandonGresham…
  15. Two showings scheduled today for tomorrow. Someone make a friggin offer already! :-)
  16. Nothing makes your photos sell themselves more than a huge copyright logo over the subject's faces. Seriously.
  17. Beat boxing while you run on the treadmill next to me qualifies you for a free pull on your "emergency stop" cord. #gympetpeeves
  18. Here I was thinking the low carb diet was torture for losing weight ... then I rediscovered this thing called "exercise" ...
  19. Bailey enjoying a little @act_of_congress at Doo Dah Day. Mom and dad are enjoying the rare day off! twitter.com/BrandonGresham…
  20. @ryanldavis Bailey and George are doing pushups to look all buff for the ladies ...