Get short, timely messages from Brandon Ford.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @BrandonFord.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow BrandonFord to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Country	Code	For customers of
Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Australia	0198089488 Telstra
Canada	21212 (any)
United Kingdom	86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia	89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland	51210 O2
India	53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan	90903 Zain
New Zealand	8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States	40404 (any)

BrandonFord

@KimberlyABettes Maybe. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to KimberlyABettes
Finally figured out how to hook up my iPod to my stereo. I feel so high-tech. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Metal_Mamma Fuck yeah, I'm a silly bitch. Glad you enjoy it. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Metal_Mamma
@KimbelyABettes Where you at, woman? about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
Vacuuming the carpet at 4am like some kind of crack addict. Stupid potato chip crumbs. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
What about her chin? RT @SeriouslyDavid: Someone married Natalie Nunn... about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
@SeriouslyDavid Natalie keeps saying shit like, "If I see Flo, I will mess her up!" Oh, I'm sure Flo's real scared. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid
@SeriouslyDavid My DVR cut off this week's episode just as the wigs were about to fly. I was not thrilled. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid
@SeriouslyDavid Oh, they've gone at it. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid
@bansheelover Why thank you. You should follow my buddy @JakeTaft98. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to bansheelover
@SeriouslyDavid And... wait for it... Flo. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid
@SeriouslyDavid As is one of the Ambers. Not the one that dated the bodybuilder, the one that claimed Tiff's froemd felt her up. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid
@pantophobe Hehe, silly... about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to pantophobe
@SeriouslyDavid The walking chin's in the goddamn WEDDING PARTY. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid
@pantophobe That's right, I said it. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to pantophobe
@SeriouslyDavid You watching Tanisha's show? I like it. But Natalie needs to jump up her own twat and die. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid
Seinfeld_Quotes "Have you been on the slide at club USA? It's..... intense." #TheWigmaster #Seinfeld about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by BrandonFord and 1 other
@pantophobe It eats me out. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to pantophobe
@venomous1913 Lots of giant taytays bouncing around. You'll rock off with your sock off. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to venomous1913
@SeriouslyDavid Uh huh. And did you notice Mimi didn't have that tacky blond piece on at the reunion? She knew that shit would get ripped. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SeriouslyDavid

Name Brandon Ford
Location Philadelphia, PA
Web http://www.writer...
Bio Horror author of the novels CRYSTAL BAY, SPLATTERED BEAUTY, and PAY PHONE. New short story collection, DECAYED ETCHINGS, is now available!