BrandonFord
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Re-watching "I, Madman." Good times.
about 1 hour ago
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RT @: "A memoir voice is the diamond in the sack of glass." - Mary Karr
about 4 hours ago
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@ Careful. Them Twi-hards are brutal and will tear you limb from limb.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Ewwww. You should consider Stroh's. Absolute piss.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Hahaha, I absolutely adore David Sedaris. He's brilliant, even if he just recently discovered where to find the Internet.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Try rubbing one out.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Sure he's not talking on a Bluetooth thinger?
about 7 hours ago
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@ Drugs are bad. Mmmkay?
about 7 hours ago
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Fucking neighbors are being loud again. It's 45 goddamn degrees. Go in the friggin' house and shut the fuck UP!
about 7 hours ago
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Gonna go make some Folgers Hazelnut and read my signed hardcover limited edition of @'s COVER. Because I am cool. Jealous?
about 8 hours ago
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Owww! Ow, my toe.... Ow.... Owwwww.... Ow. Smeh.
about 11 hours ago
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@ Next time, wait till everybody goes to bed before you start fondling yourself.
about 11 hours ago
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Friendly reminder: THE DEATH PANEL, featuring a brand new story by yours truly, is now available!
about 11 hours ago
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@ Here's one of my favorite episodes. This one still creeps me out:
about 23 hours ago
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@ Have we won you over?
about 23 hours ago
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@ Here's an early Christmas present just for you:
about 23 hours ago
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@ No, no, no, nooooooooooooo. That would not do, it just wouldn't do at ALL. No one can take The Cryptkeeper's place.
about 23 hours ago
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@ But the fact that he looks like a lecherous old man is why people love him! It's why people love Herbert on FAMILY GUY.
about 23 hours ago
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@ I never had any desire to play beer pong. Leaving all that beer sitting out like that.... Seems like it would get hot and nasty.
about 24 hours ago
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@ I even rock out to his Christmas CD every year. "Deck the halls with parts of Charlie / Fa la la la la / La la la la..."
about 24 hours ago
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- Name Brandon Ford
- Location Philadelphia
- Web http://www.writer...
- Bio Horror author of the novels Crystal Bay and Splattered Beauty.
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