Branden
Oh, yeah. Haha mom. No it's just the "Oh, it's on Wikipedia so it must be true" joke is three years old already.
| Branden Well, I'm not very knowledgeable in current events but I can talk for a while on the latest Twitter meme. |
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| Branden My teacher just said we don't need to worry about pissing computers off. Don't bullshit me. I've seen the movies. I know what happens. |
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| Branden Helpful tip of the day: Toasters work better when plugged in. |
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| Branden I hate when I think of a great joke only to realize, through poor memory, I unkowingly plagarized it from somewhere else. |
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| Branden After experiencing it first hand, I have to say I'm not a fan of 5 am. |
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| Branden Just feverishly turned the volume down on my laptop only to realize I'm listening to my iPod. |
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| Branden It's a sign you're on Twitter too much if you can easily find F5 without looking. |
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| Branden I should probably reevaluate my eating habits when I regularly want to die after eating lunch but damnit that bag of donettes was amazing. |
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| Branden Like finding $10 in my winter coat, I rediscovered my last tweet, written hours ago and lost in a sea of Opera tabs. |
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| Branden While checking my old email address I forgot about, I found I have a Friendster account I don't remember getting. Hm... |
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| Branden OK, maybe it was unorthodox to press the handicap button for the bathroom with my foot, but you don't have to maintain that quizzical stare. |
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| Branden I was hoping lolcats was just a phase but now I'm concerned. Is this normal? Should I take the internet to the doctors? |
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| Branden I nearly killed my brother today and somehow *he's* the victim and it's "all my fault!" How does that make sense?!? |
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| Branden Have we all agreed to stop pretending that Lost will eventually make sense? Because this is getting old. |
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| Branden All that stands between myself and my car is the entire campus and a torrential downpour. I guess I'll check my email. |
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| Branden If you know anyone who is interested, I have some exercise offset credits for sale. Willing to trade for caffeine offsets. |
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| Branden Summer school begins tomorrow. Hmm. This could be a problem. |
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| Branden Pre-haircut my hair loosely resembled emo. Post-haircut my hair vaguely resembles emo with lesbian undertones. Hmm... |
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| Branden OH (said in a single breath): "Oh the exlax isn't for me. It's for the neighbors dog." |
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