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AlanHungover If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models. 4:45 PM May 21st via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandCamp and 2261 others
rickygervais “@Tony8Cee: as u don't believe in god what's your thoughts on a priest at funerals?” Fine, as long as there aren't kids around. 9:02 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BrandCamp and 1007 others
ZodiacZone Argue with a #Virgo and they will get the last word. Hurt them & they will neither forgive nor forget. 11:25 AM May 11th via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandCamp and 623 others
MensHumor If a girl gives you head while you are playing Mario Kart, does it count as "road head"? 9:30 AM May 2nd via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandCamp and 2359 others
DarynJones What a great game, and great series Ottawa. you played them tough. 6:55 PM Apr 26th via Mobile Web Retweeted by BrandCamp and 46 others
TheRock "Work like they won't - so you can accomplish what they can't" #FinishStrong 2:39 AM Apr 27th via web Retweeted by BrandCamp and 7820 others
TheRock . @East2009 My diet is balanced w/ a protein, carb and greens every meal. Cheat meal is a massive double dough pizza once a week! #RockTalk 11:56 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to East2009 Retweeted by BrandCamp and 232 others
WWEUniverse AJ: I wish you luck against Sheamus. Bryan: I wish you were never even born. #SmackDown #WWE #ThatsCold #YesYesYes! 5:11 PM Apr 20th via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandCamp and 114 others
@TheRock how many times a day do you workout?? 6:05 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheRock
thesulk Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type "c u @ 2" to my pot guy. 9:19 AM Apr 9th via web Retweeted by BrandCamp and 2391 others
BreakingInonFOX East Coast/Central: Tune-in to an all-new #breakingin right now! - bit.ly/BreakingIn_GG 5:30 PM Mar 20th via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandCamp and 6 others
MensHumor Masturbating and my screensaver came on. #FirstWorldProblems 9:00 PM Feb 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by BrandCamp and 760 others
@thatgirljean_xo ur totally like a philosiphamer 6:01 AM Feb 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thatgirljean_xo
SethMacFarlane I had Johnson’s “No More Tears” shampoo in my eyes when I found out my grandma died. Didn’t know what the fuck to do. 9:57 AM Feb 2nd via Echofon Retweeted by BrandCamp and 3831 others
“@DepressedDarth: #ThingsWomenWant - A man to say "I know" when they tell him they love him.” @thatgirljean_xo 8:22 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for iPhone
TheHolyAtheist Bliss in Heaven, while billions suffer in Hell for doubting, is heartless. Wait, I know: "God's clouds, God's rules." 12:05 PM Jan 3rd via Twuffer Retweeted by BrandCamp and 10 others
PerfectUgly @joerogan Under #SOPA, You could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song, one year more than the doctor who killed him. 12:43 PM Jan 18th via web Retweeted by BrandCamp and 2227 others
DougBenson Gay sex will exist forever, abortions will continue to happen, people will always smoke weed. Know what is going away, though? OLD PEOPLE 7:16 PM Jan 6th via web Retweeted by BrandCamp and 3231 others
WhitneyCummings I kissed Siri at midnight 11:00 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BrandCamp and 515 others