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BrainofaTeacher

  1. I made a spring break checklist-- Number one priority is drink as much beer as possible. So far, I've been rather productive. 8:37 PM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPad
  2. Trying to decide if I want to be a functioning alcoholic or just an alcoholic. Oh, one of many life's hard decisions. 2:49 PM Mar 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I wonder what our future would look like if kids started viewing education as a privilege rather than a requirement 1:10 PM Mar 20th via Twitter for iPad
  4. Every time an Asian kid tells me he is hungry I tell him to eat more rice. #losingmyjob 11:36 AM Feb 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Damn me, why did I give up cursing for #Lent? #idoit #joke 8:26 PM Feb 22nd via Twitter for iPad
  6. Fact: I will never be to old to go out and drink on a Thursday night. #TGIF #tomorrow 7:26 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Wish I could make the gas prices go down as easily as the bitches do. 2:34 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I have a feeling there is going to be a slight smell of sex within the air this evening. 3:38 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. My students don't know who #WhitneyHouston is. Im about to educate some asses today. 5:33 AM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I promise you that if you're in my class that you will stand up during the pledge of allegiance and shut up during the moment of silence. 5:32 AM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I believe that children are our future, and I believe that Whitney Houston is our past. #RIPWhitneyHouston #RIPWhitney #WhitneyHouston 8:16 PM Feb 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @troubion everyone ditched Amy Winehouse when she left us. I understand Houston was influential, but she was still a druggy. To each his own 6:58 PM Feb 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to troubion
  13. I'm going to shove something up my nose in memory of #WhitneyHouston #RIPWhitneyHouston 5:46 PM Feb 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I think ill drink my dinner tonight. 2:33 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I'm tired of hearing my damn name called today. I'm not a dog. 11:52 AM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Taking a dump at a public school should always be a last resort. 5:02 AM Feb 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I guarantee you that you won't hear as many dumb questions as I will today. 5:02 AM Feb 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. My student ADHD medicine doesn't kick in until 830.... One more hour of hell @Adderall_XR 5:31 AM Feb 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. If you were to draw my blood right now, it would come up as "Bud Light+". 8:46 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. I took tomorrow off... This hangover is going to hurt so good. 7:19 PM Feb 1st via Twitter for iPhone
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  • Bio Dear Students, this is dedicated to what teachers really think. And yes, there ARE such things as dumb questions.
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