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  1. I made a spring break checklist-- Number one priority is drink as much beer as possible. So far, I've been rather productive.
  2. Trying to decide if I want to be a functioning alcoholic or just an alcoholic. Oh, one of many life's hard decisions.
  3. I wonder what our future would look like if kids started viewing education as a privilege rather than a requirement
  4. Every time an Asian kid tells me he is hungry I tell him to eat more rice. #losingmyjob
  5. Damn me, why did I give up cursing for #Lent? #idoit #joke
  6. Fact: I will never be to old to go out and drink on a Thursday night. #TGIF #tomorrow
  7. Wish I could make the gas prices go down as easily as the bitches do.
  8. I have a feeling there is going to be a slight smell of sex within the air this evening.
  9. My students don't know who #WhitneyHouston is. Im about to educate some asses today.
  10. I promise you that if you're in my class that you will stand up during the pledge of allegiance and shut up during the moment of silence.
  11. I believe that children are our future, and I believe that Whitney Houston is our past. #RIPWhitneyHouston #RIPWhitney #WhitneyHouston
  12. @troubion everyone ditched Amy Winehouse when she left us. I understand Houston was influential, but she was still a druggy. To each his own
  13. I'm going to shove something up my nose in memory of #WhitneyHouston #RIPWhitneyHouston
  14. I think ill drink my dinner tonight.
  15. I'm tired of hearing my damn name called today. I'm not a dog.
  16. Taking a dump at a public school should always be a last resort.
  17. I guarantee you that you won't hear as many dumb questions as I will today.
  18. My student ADHD medicine doesn't kick in until 830.... One more hour of hell @Adderall_XR
  19. If you were to draw my blood right now, it would come up as "Bud Light+".
  20. I took tomorrow off... This hangover is going to hurt so good.