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BradMarkle

You know you're in God's country when the cashier uses the money pen to see if a $5 bill is fake...God bless about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My dick stings from laughing so hard right now #FantasyFactory 7:23 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Fun_Beard "You're the cutest." "No, YOU'RE the cutest." "NO, YOU'RE THE CUTEST." "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?" 12:23 PM May 24th via TweetList Pro Retweeted by BradMarkle and 5 others
This bitch is just too into religion for me... twitter.com/BradMarkle/sta… 8:52 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
KimKardashian Cleaning out my closet! This is just the start! Get ready EBay charity auctions!!!! instagr.am/p/KqXgvAuS54/ 2:15 PM May 15th via Instagram Retweeted by BradMarkle and 405 others
“@KaleySchnittke: Chris browns lip sync is awful...... At least he's sexy” you know he LITERALLY beats the shot out women, right? 9:29 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Thanks to the Zumba fitness program I've lost all respect for you! 3:07 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
trevso_electric Tuяn aяound, R's! You'яe in яussia now! 10:36 AM May 20th via web Retweeted by BradMarkle and 6 others
katiefzack Thinking about getting a Twitter account. 5:57 PM May 19th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by BradMarkle
sulkywhitegirl I'm fully committed to my fitness routine. My fitness routine is frowning at the mirror, doing 4 apathetic sit-ups, then heading to the bar. 9:05 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BradMarkle and 8 others
"Before you came into my life I missed you so bad"...yeah, those lyrics make alot of sense will you marry me? 7:51 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
JimGaffigan You guys make twitter worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives. 9:58 PM May 18th via WhoSay Retweeted by BradMarkle and 3082 others
Fun_Beard "I saved us $17 in coupons." - sext I just sent my wife 6:05 PM May 18th via TweetList Pro Retweeted by BradMarkle and 7 others
laurennicccole “@Fun_Beard: Church billboard says "God uses your hands to lift His children up." Wow, guy sounds like kind of a lazy ass.” @BradMarkle lol 5:42 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BradMarkle
I've got the poop sweats :) 5:25 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
amandakirn @BradMarkle my instagram is connected to my twitter braaaaad. It's Friday you know what that means! #NestOfTrust tn with @stylistar ?!👸👧👦 6:13 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BradMarkle Retweeted by BradMarkle
“@amandakirn: Jenn and scout instagr.am/p/KwT6T1ErDY/” --- Thank god! Because I didnt see this pic the 1st 2 times you two posted it to twitter 1:13 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
sulkywhitegirl I can't take you seriously if you're an "alcoholic" and your preferred drink is beer. You might as well be drinking Palm Bay. 10:39 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by BradMarkle and 1 other
theyearofelan Let's just all take a minute to acknowledge how good looking you are 10:51 PM May 17th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by BradMarkle and 5 others
I should probably tell this guy that his Jean shorts are a lil creepy but I don't want to get to close to his van and his mustache is scary 10:05 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone