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BradListi

  1. Not sure what "gird your loins" actually means.
  2. "Recent research shows that people are better to themselves and others when they're pondering their own mortality."
  3. An Italian peasant woman, walking through a golden field, weeping, searching for her iPhone.
  4. Want to remove blueberry pie from oven and hold my face over it and breathe for at least 90 seconds.
  5. Last night dreamt that I was in a war. There was a house. Whoopi Goldberg was there. A Dunkin Donuts inside. Outside: a cheetah.
  6. Hieroglyphs are symbolic representations of the external world but where do they come from? Probably first as shapes in closed-eye vision.
  7. Hypnagogic vision is what you see when your eyes are closed. Every machine people invent is nothing more than an extension of their innards.
  8. A romantic comedy about a commercial fisherman and his estranged wife called 'Allergic to Selfish.'
  9. Just entered Dollywood theme park.
  10. If you're an American and your last name is 'Profitt' do you feel added pressure?
  11. Remember: if you don't want to think about anything, try to keep your eyeballs still.
  12. Awesome blossom.
  13. A six-part Ken Burns documentary called 'Blogging,' narrated by Morgan Freeman.
  14. Start with the idea of constructing a treehouse and end with a skyscraper made of wood.
  15. See a sign w/ the word ROSE on it & you'll be forced to repeat the word to yourself. See a picture of a rose, no need to repeat the word.
  16. down break to easy not is conditioning this and back then and right to left from reading
  17. Certain word combinations produce certain effects on the human nervous system.
  18. People who said sensible things but were completely drowned out by other people. Minor poets whose lives were instructive.
  19. Put a screen in a museum and nobody wants to look at the paintings anymore.