BradBrownDotCom
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The best place for abstinence education is a strip club.
9:38 AM Oct 29th
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The kid who played the brother of the robot on Small Wonder is on Twitter. Now everyone is officially accounted for.
8:05 AM Oct 23rd
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I'm re-enacting select scenes from "21 Jump Street" in the Walmart garden department, with special guest star Pauly Shore.
6:53 AM Oct 23rd
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Halfway through my success seminar, featuring Richard Grieco, in a van down by the river.
10:29 AM Oct 22nd
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You're all getting Hickory Farms sausage for Xmas.
8:20 AM Oct 16th
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I need some definitive speculation...did he fall out, or did he never get on in the first place?
1:10 PM Oct 15th
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You're grounded!
12:59 PM Oct 15th
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If he does show up at your door with a laser pointer and offering $20 vaginal rejuvenation, it might be a trick.
11:14 AM Oct 15th
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What we need is a good book burning.
8:56 AM Oct 15th
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Lend me some sugar...I am your neighbor.
7:30 AM Oct 14th
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@ - Remember, each biscuit you eat helps me write more code for CFA, so I recommend you eat there every day.
7:23 AM Oct 14th
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@ - Don't tell me you're in the Halloween industry!
6:53 AM Oct 14th
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Headline of the morning: "Caution sounded on robot-aided prostate surgery." The last thing we need is an anal Robocop.
6:51 AM Oct 14th
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@ - some sort of vaginal leadership class?
2:07 PM Oct 12th
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The guys at Starbucks asked if we wanted to try the new Via instant coffee, and we told them to suck it biotches.
2:07 PM Oct 12th
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Are you a rock-star programmer ready to change the world? Me neither.
6:42 AM Oct 12th
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"So, I understand your wife works for that massive Cox conglomerate," says Brad to a co-worker.
2:40 PM Oct 11th
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Let's learn construction and get stimulus jobs!
2:23 PM Oct 11th
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The best part of the movie is when we learn that Optimus Prime is actually a 33-year old escaped prostitute from Tijuana.
11:40 AM Oct 11th
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We should form our own reality show, where I come over, eat your food, and leave. Afterward, you complain about it to your girlfriends.
2:07 PM Oct 9th
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- Name BradBrownDotCom
- Location Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Web http://bradbrown.com
- Bio A made-for-TV movie waiting to happen.
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