BoylanSeltzer
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Where am I? I miss the Xeroxmachine. But that bible in the drawer is making me feel right at home here.
6:14 AM Nov 25th
from Brizzly
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Ever since the British invasion in this office, I've been making good friends with that old Scotch. We meet for lunch in a tumbler every day
9:45 AM Sep 28th
from Brizzly
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I just overheard @ talking about "Maddicts", the story behind the story behind Mad Men on Twitter (msnbc.com)
9:42 AM Sep 28th
from web
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RT @ HAPPY TOWEL DAY everyone!
12:17 PM May 25th
from HelloTxt
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Retweet @ "It's so cold here, the street people have been cryogenized."
4:53 AM Jan 16th
from Splitweet
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@ It's so cold... I'm coming out ICE and you have to fry it to see what I'm saying.
4:52 AM Jan 16th
from Splitweet
in reply to dabitch
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@ I wouldn't know, I never married. Was close with a Diet-Rite Cola once, but she ran off with a studly Diet Ginger ale.
8:35 AM Jan 15th
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in reply to CindyLeavitt
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@ From what I hear, it's colder outside than a 7-year marriage. Brr!
7:52 AM Jan 15th
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in reply to SC_Switchboard
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It's really quiet at the office. Is it a bank holiday?
7:45 AM Jan 15th
from Splitweet
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@ I nominate @ for a Shorty Award in - her clear skin comes from drinking tall cool me, and I like it.
2:20 PM Dec 19th, 2008
from web
in reply to shortyawards
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@ Damsel in distress! Me and St. Joseph's will have Ernie fit as a fiddle before "The Saint" is on tonight.
1:09 PM Dec 19th, 2008
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in reply to francine_hanson
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@ I'm ready for the days after christmas and new years. They've stocked up on Seltzer everywhere.
1:08 PM Dec 19th, 2008
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in reply to _hildy_
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@ Going riding again? Interesting breeches, I've never seen such tight ones before. That isn't twill, and no calf-buttons? Modern
1:36 AM Nov 15th, 2008
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in reply to bettydraper
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@ I'm also quite amazing on stains. If you ever need to remove any traces of dead Xerox kickers from your office carpet.
12:55 PM Nov 14th, 2008
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in reply to Xerox914
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It's only Wednesday yet my bottles are being depleted, did everyone go to Tom-Toms last night? People are looking worse for wear.
1:15 AM Nov 12th, 2008
from web
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@ I can't help mood swings, but me and salted crackers are terrific at quelling morning sickness.
1:10 AM Nov 12th, 2008
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in reply to betty_draper
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Wondering why @ is calling London from this empty conferance room.
2:20 AM Nov 11th, 2008
from web
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Why am I suddenly surrounded by packets of Wylers drink mixes lemonade? Childrens party at Sterling Cooper? It's not fit for whisky sours.
9:51 AM Nov 10th, 2008
from web
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@ Pete told Peggy that he loved her. I on the other hand love being confused for Bob Dylan.
9:48 AM Nov 10th, 2008
from web
in reply to HullaballooGirl
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@ I will look this good until 2008, so I don't mind.
3:51 AM Nov 9th, 2008
from web
in reply to OnMadMen
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- Name BoylanSeltzer
- Location Sterling Cooper Office
- Web http://www.sterli...
- Bio I am a bottle of Seltzer water 1964
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