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  1. @yoyonation The slavery adds flavor~ about 5 hours ago from API in reply to yoyonation
  2. Who wants to play some catan with me? about 6 hours ago from web
  3. @sidneylo Not every asian market is Duc Loi. You're only allowed to sit in the aisle from 12 - 3 about 7 hours ago from web in reply to sidneylo
  4. I kinda want to visit the UK, but only once. Can I buy a one way ticket and just wait till I get deported for a free flight back? 11:35 PM Dec 3rd from web
  5. http://www.flickr.com/photos/boxthor/4157558900/ I made you a pizza but I eated it. 11:18 PM Dec 3rd from API
  6. Why do I make 2 gallons of tomato sauce at a time? CAUSE I GOT A FREEZER FOR IT. 9:55 PM Dec 3rd from web
  7. @iiyoyoguy I got your basil, it's deliciousssssssss. I'm gonna go make some tomato sauceeeeee 9:25 PM Dec 3rd from web
  8. @LukeHildy I'm like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird, I wanna fly awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 5:08 PM Dec 3rd from API in reply to LukeHildy
  9. @LukeHildy Whatever faggo, you know you wanted to make a Nelly Furtado joke. 5:01 PM Dec 3rd from API in reply to LukeHildy
  10. Attempt #1 at recreating ginger ale: Failure. I made ginger beer instead. 9:19 PM Dec 2nd from web
  11. http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/02/susan.boyle.album/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn Susan Boyle outsells Eminem by almost 100k 5:05 PM Dec 2nd from web
  12. Oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your whole week. (snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap) 1:20 AM Dec 2nd from web
  13. @PaulEscolar I am so jealous of you right now. 12:18 AM Dec 2nd from API in reply to PaulEscolar
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_C9V56rI0&feature=player_embedded# 10 year old version of Patton Oswalt lipsyncs Cascada. 12:13 AM Dec 2nd from web
  15. On average, single men watch porn three times a week for 40 mins. Those in committed relationships watch average 1.7 times a week for 20 min 11:22 PM Dec 1st from web
  16. RT @GreatDismal: RT @GammaCounter: "We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed porn. We couldn't find any" ... 11:20 PM Dec 1st from web
  17. RT @SelfEdge: Hello World, we're live: http://www.squareup.com/ 9:50 PM Dec 1st from web
  18. I spelled anaphylactic shock correctly, OpenOffice didn't know the word, and I just schooled it. (after double checking on google.) 8:51 PM Dec 1st from web
  19. World AIDS day = National Pie Day = Dr. Pepper's 1885 Birthday. 6:29 PM Dec 1st from web
  20. I just saw the Tiger Woods car crash video. It was INTENSE. He swerved to avoid hitting a turkey, jumped a mako shark, and hit a hydrant. 5:19 PM Dec 1st from web