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BouncyTheSane

alkapranos Every time I see a guy (it's always a guy) wearing a pair of #BeatsByDrDre I have a wee laugh. #ugly #overpriced #poserfodder about 2 hours ago via Mobile Web Retweeted by BouncyTheSane and 193 others
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. -Ralph Waldo Emerson about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
#penaltyshootoutreplacements The Hunger Games. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
#penaltyshootoutreplacements keep going until one player collapses. his team loses. #nazifootball about 12 hours ago via web
rmcanterano Whoever can kick Sepp Blatter the hardest wins. #penaltyshootoutreplacements about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by BouncyTheSane and 128 others
@waleedabunada #penaltyshootoutreplacements captains battle it out on FIFA. about 13 hours ago via web
BBCBreaking Fifa President Sepp Blatter wants alternative to penalty shootouts to decide football matches. Details soon bbc.in/KQ2RWC about 13 hours ago via BBC News Retweeted by BouncyTheSane and 756 others
Happy Towel Day! Never forget your towel - 'tis the most useful thing in the galaxy. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@mayokira today :( donate via credit card if you can :) about 16 hours ago via web in reply to mayokira
@BoolTheEnd it's like HERP DERP THIS IS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL, when it's been everywhere and overused already... 7:02 AM May 24th via web in reply to BoolTheEnd
lol why do people who use 9gag piss me off. 6:55 AM May 24th via web
@floydian_slip LOL make it and test it? o.o 6:20 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to floydian_slip
DA HELLZ JESSIE CAVE (LAVENDER BROWN!) IS ON GRANDMA'S HOUSE TONIGHT @floydian_slip 5:16 AM May 24th via web
"That's the thing about pain," Augustus said, and then glanced back at me. "It demands to be felt." 5:12 AM May 24th via web
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them. -Joseph Brodsky 4:18 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@floydian_slip i've memorized them by now o.o read the zombies book today. was lulz worthy. @MaliZomg has good taste. 3:59 AM May 24th via web in reply to floydian_slip
falling by @thenitinsawhney is the perfect background song for epiphanies. beautiful. 3:58 AM May 24th via web
i'm not afraid of anything, even time. it'll eke away at everything, but we'll be fine. 3:51 AM May 24th via web
@TragicAppeal IS THIS THE REAL LIFE 11:51 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to TragicAppeal
@mayokira seriously. I keep doing weird curling fingers things with my hand -.- 11:47 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mayokira