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Won my court case this morning, went into fantasy Ally McBeal mode.I'm sure the judge just found in my favour to shut me up! Feel exhaustedabout 17 hours agofrom web
Left Manic Monday early today for pure Christmas gold - watching a shephard beat the crap out of a donkey with his foam crook6:55 AM Dec 14thfrom web
Oh how we laugh now!! My Lovely Mum was the only credible sex education resource available at the time!9:19 AM Dec 11thfrom web
Just spoke to old friend who at 13 asked me to ask my Mum if it was ok to play with yourself (showing me where she did it under a Drama Box)9:15 AM Dec 11thfrom web
Dressed tree last night in household tradition of rat pack Christmas CD, a bottle of bubbly and my body weight in Ferrero Rocher3:05 AM Dec 10thfrom web
Oh Poo just missed a brilliant competition from @themaccabees Reminder to self must do less work & mess around on the computer more!4:21 AM Dec 9thfrom web
Discussing 'sex songs' instead of working hard. Mine is M Gayes 'Lets Get It On' Whats yours? best song wins Barry White back catalogue.3:51 AM Dec 8thfrom web