Bottle_of_Death
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I think 1,999 of you are the same person. 👀
2 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Someone gives u the finger while driving, let it go asap. That asshole carries around so much anger all the time and that's the real tragedy
4 minutes ago
via Twitter for Android
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If you had to choose; would you rather be laid for a week or paid for a week?
4 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ um, glad to oblige, then. Lol
5 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to mkhajdin
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100 acres has been burned by the Grant County wild fire. Homes are in danger, at least one building has been destroyed.
7 minutes ago
via TweetDeck
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I don't have to makes sense... this is twitter.. Not a hoity toity Country club.
8 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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If you squizzle my squazzle, I'll gogiggity your gaashmoogle.
8 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Idea for trending topic: People who don't understand that "faze" and "phase" are not the same word.
11 minutes ago
via web
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Hey, republicans & democrats, it Doesn't matter who holds the reigns when the carriage is heading off a fucking cliff.
14 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Man vs food is either the epitome of excess or the epitome of America flipping the bird to the rest of society.
23 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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...anti gay marriage stance won't hurt GOP now, but future elections will. Standing against human rights is a bad bet GOP. ;D
39 minutes ago
via web
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@ thanks mate
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to RobotThomas
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All hostages released in Valparaiso, Indiana; only gunman remains inside building, officials say - @
about 1 hour ago
via breakingnews.com
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My arm is all sunburnt from drivin' around wavin' my Merican flag out the window, whistlin' at gals. That's the price of freedom y'all.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Clearly, the devil temporarily hacked my twitter account and suggested something vile. Missionary position only people! And no enjoying it!
about 2 hours ago
via web
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Crypticon Seattle - If you catch me today I'll hook you up with free ZT goodies.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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sending drones as a form of flirting....
about 2 hours ago
via web
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Furry power ACTIVATE!
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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You know what the best thing is about having a homeless girlfriend? After the date you can drop her off wherever you want.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Hey ladies, I already died for your sins. Go ahead and feel free to go down on him tonight. Tell him "Jesus says it's ok"
about 2 hours ago
via web
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- Name Insanity
- Location Your house
- Web http://firebugsth...
- Bio I'm that #Nihilist guy who says what you won't; Follow at your own risk. #Revolution
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