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Boss_says

  1. Just a typical quote for the afternoon "Choking and dying" lyrics lead to a hostile work environment"
  2. "be right back i'm gonna go take some drugs."
  3. "i know what a hooker is."
  4. "You're everything I hate on the internet."
  5. "I had 4,000 dollars in my hands, I could have left, and yet I did the right thing and I'm here"
  6. That awkward moment when your boss looks better in a corset than you do.
  7. segregation forever, integration never! On the fact that English stations are starting to play pop culture Spanish music.
  8. Its that awkward moment when your boss calls you a bitch.
  9. "You gotta have faith-faith-faith." "What is this song called?" "Faith, Faith, FAITH." "Oh so, Faith?"