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  1. World's Largest Cruise Ship Accommodates Americans' Increasingly Wide Asses 8:38 PM Nov 13th from web
  2. Oprah Interview Makes People Rethink Keeping Savage Chimps as Pets 8:08 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. Last night in LA - Auletta, Apatow, Silverman and me: http://tinyurl.com/yjdnkxx 7:49 PM Nov 13th from web
  4. Report: Twitter Usage Falls as People Lose Int 5:43 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  5. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Buys New White Undershirt for Trial 10:14 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. I'm bummed that Greg Craig is leaving the White House before I could figure out who that is. 10:02 AM Nov 13th from web
  7. Leaving LA - I don't think I could take another day of women dressed like hookers. Now I'm off to Miami. 5:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. Leaving LA tomorrow, but what made the trip worthwhile, and I'm not kidding, was meeting Judd Nelson! Great guy. 10:38 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. FULL STORY: Carrie Prejean Storms Off Own Sex Tape; Calls Vibrator's Behavior 'Inappropriate' http://tinyurl.com/ylomhp6 3:27 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. LA Style Update: Given the prints ladies are wearing, leopards should run for their lives. 3:08 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  11. Turtle just said: "I shoulda bought B of A when it was $1 a share - I'd be sitting here buying you fucking cars." 2:44 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  12. Overheard in LA: "I think the most interesting launches happen anywhere BUT car shows." 2:41 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  13. RT @jsolomon23 Women in DC dress every day the way women in NY dress for job interviews or when applying for a loan 2:37 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  14. LA Style update: There are also many, many men here who look like Turtle on Entourage. 2:36 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  15. Carrie Prejean, Lou Dobbs, Diaper Stalker Astronaut. What a week. I've never felt more alive. 1:48 PM Nov 12th from web
  16. Having great time in LA hanging out with @carltoncuse and @thejoelstein. And prostitutes, of course. 1:38 PM Nov 12th from web
  17. Women in LA dress every day the way women in NY dress only on Halloween. 1:37 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. LA default styles: Women = hookers, Men = gay. This entire city is an A & E reality show. 11:58 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. Thursday Gratitude Thought: The Cavaliers beat the motherfucking Magic!! 11:55 AM Nov 12th from web
  20. Fun LA game: looking at people and trying to guess what their original faces looked like. 11:39 AM Nov 12th from Echofon
  • Name Andy Borowitz
  • Location New York
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  • Bio Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of BorowitzReport.com
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