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  1. Bono is now a "contributing columnist" to the NY Times. And Frank Rich is the new lead singer of U2. 21 minutes ago from web
  2. Bon Jovi should do an updated "Livin' On A Prayer" in which they are now three-quarters of the way there. 39 minutes ago from web
  3. In her book, Palin says she doesn't believe in evolution. Her argument is Levi Johnston. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. Palin is a zombie politician - out of office but seemingly undead and unstoppable. about 9 hours ago from web
  5. Bon Jovi is U2 without the pretension. As a result, Bon Jovi kicks U2's ass. about 9 hours ago from web
  6. FULL STORY: US, China in Race to Pollute Moon's Water http://tinyurl.com/yazt5yc about 10 hours ago from web
  7. Palin, Prejean, Coulter to Star in Fascist 'Charlie's Angels' about 10 hours ago from web
  8. US, China in Race to Pollute Water on Moon about 11 hours ago from web
  9. Counterintuitive: We have 10% unemployment, yet Jeff Zucker still has a job. about 11 hours ago from web
  10. Tickets sold out for my show with Susie Essman tomorrow - but a few at the door: http://tinyurl.com/yzycvfu about 11 hours ago from web
  11. Carrie Prejean's Audiobook to be Read by Vibrator about 13 hours ago from Echofon
  12. I hope the terrorists lose their court cases - otherwise, the terrorists win. about 13 hours ago from Echofon
  13. @sarahelabance Trying to sell our books. That feels like a parole requirement. about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to sarahelabance
  14. There are actual vultures circling over Miami. They must know the publishing industry is in town. about 14 hours ago from Echofon
  15. Instead of KSM let's call him Ka-Shizzle. about 14 hours ago from Echofon
  16. On the news, they're annoyingly calling Khalid Sheikh Mohammed "KSM," like he's a rapper. about 16 hours ago from web
  17. Prejean Advocates Legalizing Marriage Between Woman and Vibrator about 17 hours ago from Echofon
  18. On MSNBC now: Cat playing piano. about 18 hours ago from web
  19. The room service menu said "two eggs any style," so I ordered them doggy style. about 18 hours ago from web
  20. Hey Miami! I'm doing a free show with Susie Essman Sunday at 5: http://tinyurl.com/yzycvfu about 18 hours ago from web
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