BorowitzReport
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First Draft of Tiger's Official Statement Leaked:
about 4 hours ago
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POLL: 50% of US Women Disapprove of Tiger; Other 50% Dating Him
about 4 hours ago
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Tiger picks up support from the National Association of Slutty Nightclub Greeters
about 4 hours ago
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The number of Tiger's girlfriends now exceeds the additional troops being sent to Afghanistan.
about 5 hours ago
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Tiger's penis is over capacity. Please try again later.
about 5 hours ago
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Latest Tally Puts Tiger Woods at Eighteen Holes
about 6 hours ago
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Kirk Cameron is born again, Meredith Baxter is a lesbian. Waiting to hear from ALF.
about 13 hours ago
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New Study Warns Against Sexting While Golfing
about 14 hours ago
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My sources tell me that Meredith Baxter wanted to silence the rumors about her and Tiger.
about 14 hours ago
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When the generals said we need more afghans on the ground, I thought they meant those rugs you get at Pier One.
about 16 hours ago
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FULL STORY: Afghanistan Could Distract Media from Tiger, Experts Fear
about 17 hours ago
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I'm concerned that Afghanistan will distract the media from getting to the truth about Tiger.
7:21 PM Dec 1st
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6th-most searched term on Google for 2009 is "Naruto." Must Google "Naruto" to find out who the fuck that is.
7:03 PM Dec 1st
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Shocked that the mayor of Baltimore is guilty of embezzlement. Did not know there was anything to embezzle there.
6:59 PM Dec 1st
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Was going to watch History Channel show about Vietnam, but I'll just watch Obama's speech about Afghanistan.
5:05 PM Dec 1st
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Newsweek's provocative covers are out of control. Next wk: WHY YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR KIDS
2:27 PM Dec 1st
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GM CEO Resigns; Company to Receive $4000 under Clunker Program
2:25 PM Dec 1st
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Fire Hydrants Across US Hold Silent Vigil for Tiger's Victim
9:26 AM Dec 1st
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30,000 more Americans to Afghanistan; 30,002 if you count the uninvited party-crashers
7:32 AM Dec 1st
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Chelsea Clinton's getting married! Great news for the White House party-crashers.
6:24 AM Dec 1st
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- Name Andy Borowitz
- Location New York
- Web http://www.borowi...
- Bio Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of BorowitzReport.com
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