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I bought my father a cemetery plot for fathers day. Its next to my house so i dont have to visit him every year, thats just annoying.1:41 PM Jun 21stfrom web
To everyone wondering, Tim McGraws new cologne does smell like cow dung and barbecue sauce.6:48 PM Jun 18thfrom web
I totally just had intercourse with the fail whale.6:22 PM Jun 18thfrom web