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Cant wait till the first person runs into a jet ski with this thing. http://bit.ly/ncBUbabout 4 hours ago from web
I in no way paid this writer off with sexual favors...NOT! My goat did. http://tinyurl.com/n34areabout 22 hours ago from web
http://bit.ly/1rWvgJ5:49 PM Jul 10th from web
Bruno asked me today why its ok to swallow cum but not eat boogers...7:51 PM Jul 9th from web
Independence is over rated, give me my slave back. NOT!!!8:50 AM Jul 4th from web
http://twitpic.com/97i3j - Fuck You Edward5:07 PM Jul 3rd from TwitPic
RT @nikkirosety I have never seen a multicolor cameltoe before... http://twitpic.com/979lb I want to taste the rainbow.4:26 PM Jul 3rd from web
Bruno gets his own national park. http://bit.ly/TZ4MV12:09 PM Jul 3rd from web
California is issuing IOU's cuz its more broke than Bruno's penis after and encounter with Perez Hilton.3:30 PM Jul 2nd from web
Why hasn't anyone auto-tuned the transformers yet? I wanna see Optimus get down and sang. Sexy time!8:31 PM Jul 1st from web
Twexting = Sexting via twitter. Do it kiddies, your all voyeurs now anyways. Bruno loves it, dont ask how i know....9:40 PM Jun 30th from web
http://digg.com/dialogg/Bru...4:43 PM Jun 30th from web
I am going to cry every time i use oxiclean, because it burns my eyes not because he died.11:05 AM Jun 28th from web
@saulecker Ed McMahon doesnt count, he had one foot in the urn.4:04 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to saulecker
Death comes in threes, first Farrah then Michael Jackson..lets finish on a high note with perez!!3:56 PM Jun 25th from web
Is Perez Hilton a girl or a guy? Shim or Shemale? I vote douche baggy shemale. BOOM BOOM POWWWWWWWW5:14 PM Jun 24th from web
He should have tried passing her acting abilities. http://tinyurl.com/n7nrmk4:28 PM Jun 22nd from web
I bought my father a cemetery plot for fathers day. Its next to my house so i dont have to visit him every year, thats just annoying.1:41 PM Jun 21st from web
To everyone wondering, Tim McGraws new cologne does smell like cow dung and barbecue sauce.6:48 PM Jun 18th from web
I totally just had intercourse with the fail whale.6:22 PM Jun 18th from web