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  1. I fucking hate tall people. Especially Rude Tall people.
  2. .@jumperkid says "it's not fairy dust, it's vampire dander" to which I say "Ewwwwww"
  3. Mmm. Why hello there leftovers. Why yes I will have some of you.
  4. RT @LushLtd: Raffle Time!! ReTweet this message before 5pm GMT to be entered in our Friday draw and win some goodies :-)
  5. Have lots of tasty smelling food in the car and now on the way to eat all of it with @hmerin. Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy your pie for me.
  6. @agoodshinkickin OMG I am so glad someone else had that thought as well.
  7. Had 3 requests for articles on the ecological factors of Aztec sacrifice. I wish I had time to read the things that come across my desk.
  8. If I had rockets under my car for blowing up annoying drivers there would be a lot more explosions on my way to work.
  9. @HMerin I really wish I was wearing that And Then Buffy Staked Edward The End shirt.
  10. Omg in line for New Moon. There is a woman who has to be in her 40's wearing a shirt saying Every Woman Needs Her Vampire. Dear god!
  11. I have ticket to go see New Moon tonight. I'm worried I may laugh too loudly & be torn apart by rabid Edward fangirls.
  12. @thursdays_son you say that now, but you know how sore you'd be after cycling in a kilt? Yes you do.
  13. Note to self: when the world is ending in 2012 make sure I have a winnebago as they can outrun volcanos.
  14. @emmlet I have actually lost count of the number of pregnant people on my facebook page. It's ALL BABIES ALL THE TIME!
  15. RT @LushLtd: Time for another raffle! Retweet this message to be entered in our Wednesday draw and win some goodies. Closing time is 3pm!
  16. @stegersaurus31 @mhgoblue It's my favorite as well. :-)
  17. @nikkistrick oh no, you too? God I am so sorry. That just sucks.
  18. Oh look it's 1AM and I'm standing outside. What a lovely time to meet all the neighbors. Stupid fire alarm.
  19. Things I never thought I'd hear mentioned in my children's lit class, "When you're an adult it's called LARPing"
  20. I sometimes I wish it was socially acceptable to throw things at classmates that are making asses of themselves and won't shut up.