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@darthrami @OnlyWhenChased Yes I just replied. :-) about 2 hours ago via web in reply to darthrami
@alyjack NOOOOO! I just...NO. A giant, giant NO. I can't express the level of No I have about this. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to alyjack
@darthrami It still freaks me out a little, I love it. 1:48 PM May 23rd via web in reply to darthrami
I just gave a teen a copy of "Wait Till Helen Comes" and we both geeked out about how much it scared us when we were 8. 1:31 PM May 23rd via web
@darthrami awesome. Sounds good. 3:41 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to darthrami
I just want to go home and a man flags me down in the parking lot to ask me about his papers he left on the copier. I DON'T KNOW! GO AWAY! 2:57 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@darthrami I promise not to kick you in the face. Do you want to meet up in silver spring? I don't have movie times. 2:47 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to darthrami
@darthrami @OnlyWhenChased If you promise not to scream at me, I should be fine. But I'd have to go in Silver Spring because I can walk. 2:10 PM May 21st via web in reply to darthrami
@darthrami @OnlyWhenChased I could probably do tonight, although EG has the car. And I'm not sure I'm fit for human interaction after my day 2:09 PM May 21st via web in reply to darthrami
I hate trying to talk people through using their ereaders over the phone. NO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING ON YOUR NOOK, I CAN'T SEE IT! 1:56 PM May 21st via web
Nothing say Good Day like when you have to call the cops before 9AM. I love being yelled at by multiple people before I walk in the building 9:34 AM May 21st via web
@darthrami @onlywhenchased I would go see it again. I can't today but I'm free Monday night and then next weekend. 4:16 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to darthrami
alexscat "Assemblers Avenge!" "I would read that comic." #avengers 2:11 PM May 20th via txt Retweeted by Bookwench
When I asked for "watermelon flavored" they misheard and gave me "tequila flavored" wooo! twitter.com/Bookwench/stat… 1:13 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
So I went to her book signing and I got slapped by the @TheBloggess. It was awesome. twitter.com/Bookwench/stat… 12:36 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
So a bacon ball formal is a formal ball where you eat a lot of bacon, right? twitter.com/Bookwench/stat… 10:07 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
I have never seen a tour bus with diplomatic plates. twitter.com/Bookwench/stat… 9:40 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Photo: emergencysalsa: tmblr.co/ZtgPexLn9hKc 2:48 PM May 19th via Tumblr
So far today I've done a storytime for 3 kids and signed 1 kid up for summer reading. We are a happening place today. #saturdaylibrarian 9:24 AM May 19th via web
@attractivegkry Well what I really said was I want and Luke Cage/Jessica Jones movie but I was running out of room. :-) because Jess=awesome 9:03 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad in reply to attractivegkry

Name Patty
Location D.C.
Web http://bookwench3...
Bio Children's librarian; Lover of middle grade novels, crappy sci-fi tv, & professional cycling. I try to never be serious about anything.