BookGeekGrrl
Totally just missed my mouth and dumped water down my cleavage. My drinking problem, let me show you it.
| I think "Grilled Cheese" is a brilliant name for a cat! |
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| Can I please just stop bothering? |
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| OMG. Just discovered they are making an updated "Escape to Witch Mountain" movie and suddenly I'm 7 years old again. |
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| I pine for the days of grocery delivery. |
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| I made it almost 5 hours at work without spilling anything on myself. Until now. |
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| You know your singing is really bad when your cat smacks your face to make you "STOP THAT DISTURBING NOISE!" |
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| Just gave tourists directions, and now I think they may have been wrong. Oops! |
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| Getting home from work at 22:00. I *love* 14-hour days! |
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| I'm having nothing but chocolate eclairs for breakfast and lunch. And I don't care how wrong that is. |
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| Today has just been one tech fuckup after another. I LOVE days like this. |
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| You know what I just realized? I really don't particularly like Korn. I just don't. |
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| Observations indicate baseball fans are fucking morons. |
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| my company is deploying a new branding image today, and you'd think we had solved P=NP or SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT! |
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| OK, granted the movie was wretched and, well . . . Shannen Doherty. But still. |
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| There should be some sort of federal warning before Randy Quaid starts snogging Shannen Doherty on my TV screen. The Horror! The Horror! |
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| White trash lunch: Chef Boy-ar-dee mini ravioli, straight from the can. |
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| To the people in the apartment above me: Pull your bed away from the wall BEFORE fucking so I can't hear the headboard hitting rhythmically |
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| I'm listening to a webcast about our new corporate branding. When did this become my life? |
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| Migraines and insomnia...two great tastes that taste great together. Or not. |
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