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  1. I don't think you truly understand how very upset I am by this.
  2. @ChatteMuse "HOLYMERDEDUST"? This is what you have for a swear word? Maybe as HOLY@#$&^*()MERE^&*)$%DUST!!!!! it might work.
  3. THAT WAS THE LAST YEAR OF MY LIFE YOU DELETED HUMAN!!!!!! Have you no respect?
  4. My human once again deleted my entire web site. If I could swear I would. !@#$%^&*()_ just isn't strong enough.
  5. I have no idea where Kaleesi was for 5 days. Her butt smelled funny and she hissed at me a lot. Not a whole lotta info there.
  6. @MizzBassie Kaleesi was "the cat" of the house until I got here. I can't help it, I just take over everything.
  7. Kaleesi came back! She has been gone five days and just showed up at the door this morning.
  8. @Mulder_Cat I chewed the tail in half first. It's such a nice chewy tail. Reminiscent of a laptop cord.
  9. Swallowed ratsie tails make for some stringy sandbox tootsie rolls.
  10. @Mulder_Cat Not bit through, just bit all the loose parts off. Tail, ears, eyes. The tail was my favorite. I swallowed it.
  11. @Mulder_Cat http://twitpic.com/4pxkv - Plague Rats rock. I think I still have a half of one around here somewhere.
  12. @Lucy_Cat Hi back. The only good butt I've smelled lately is my own. It tastes great, too.
  13. My friend Kaleesi went missing 4 days ago. I don't think she's coming back. :(
  14. @CaplinROUS I'm sick of yogurt. Had it every day for a while, now I'm done. Kaleesi still likes it.
  15. @Lucy_Cat the fun thing about couch strings is, the more you scratch, the more you get! It's like couch string bonus.
  16. oh I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner... no I don't.
  17. Humans fed me cheese and then let me outside to join them on the patio. Decided to investigate to slip and slide instead.
  18. I like morning baths best. That way I can lay in the sun to dry off and stay warm.
  19. I do protest the stench of this letter box. I shall be leaving gifts of the rankest sort.
  20. I drank out of your water glass last night human. Your are welcome for that little flavor enhancement. <3 Booger