BoobsRadley
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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Uh, draw a dick on his forehead, obviously.
about 5 hours ago
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My nominee for Tweet of the Year. RT @ Helpful note to a reader spelling it with an E: There's a U in masturbation.
12:12 PM Dec 18th
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I hate when iTunes makes you confirm a purchase. YES, I'm "sure" I want to buy "Believe" by Artist:Cher. And how dare you judge me.
11:02 AM Dec 18th
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This is the first Christmas I can no longer hear my enchanted talk box, because I no longer truly believe in Peter Frampton.
7:55 PM Dec 16th
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Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. This is especially true for people who love to masturbate during job interviews.
4:37 PM Dec 16th
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Injecting myself with hypothetical microscopic machines,like my dad & his dad before him.You might say nanorobots are in our blood.
11:47 PM Dec 14th
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I just got invited to a benefit for a charity for cutters. Really? I mean, they're called Milk Duds, guys.
9:58 PM Dec 13th
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What the hell is with the huge, lumpy raisins only found in trail mix? Is there some irradiated island where they grow these horror-grapes?
7:45 AM Dec 10th
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Now playing in theatres: TRUANTS. Go back to school!
8:30 AM Dec 7th
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Everybody's tweeting about snow in NYC. But it's warm & rainy here. Aslan must have returned to Brooklyn!
12:56 PM Dec 5th
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Oh my God, that movie where Ben Affleck takes a family hostage to make them love him is on. It's a good day to be on heroin.
11:11 AM Dec 5th
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Whenever I see an old couple, holding hands, lost in eachother's eyes, I feel good, cause I could probably take them.
10:53 PM Dec 4th
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The Afghanistan mission is called Operation Cobra's Anger? Uh, will we be sending Snake Eyes?
2:49 PM Dec 4th
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If you're a roadie for a jug band, you don't have to carry much. But you sure get pulled over a lot.
2:20 PM Dec 4th
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she's hilarious & powerful. Seriously, the minute I started following her, I got "sync'd up" with her cycle.
1:24 PM Dec 4th
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I think we should rename the 69 sex position "Batman Crying," because it's fucking uncomfortable.
11:14 AM Dec 4th
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I think if you want to get famous, you should do it the old-fashioned way: kill a young couple & send a cryptogram to the press.
8:55 AM Dec 4th
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Nick Jonas and "the Administration?" What exactly is being administered, here? Allergy shots? Spankings? Haloperidol?
1:33 PM Dec 3rd
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I never developed career goals because as a kid, I assumed the only reason nobody had bred cats & people was "foolish puritanical morality."
1:12 PM Dec 3rd
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@ This is crying out for a snowboarding jar of Miracle Whip.
12:31 PM Dec 3rd
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- Name Julieanne Smolinski
- Location NYC
- Web http://www.lemond...
- Bio i love daleks, 2nd base and being an editor for Lemondrop.
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