BooTheCat
Oh, damn these feeble feline tendencies. I should not be assuaged by mere petting. Mental note: invent petting machine.
| Ooh, ooh, OOH! Yeeeeessssss, pet my butt, human. Purrrrr purrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... |
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| FINALLY, my stupid humans let me get to my window sill. Mental note: must devise way to get through closed doors. |
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| Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... |
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| Okay, I accept your offer of petting me. In exchange, I will knead you. Ooooooohhhhh, that feeeeels goooooood...purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... |
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| Why is it that my pets only pay attention to me when I'm trying to SLEEP?!?! |
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| She...locked...me...in the closet. This is INTOLERABLE. I am readying an extra special gaseous emission in retaliation. |
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| I beg and beg and beg for some better food and all anyone ever tells me is "Shut up." |
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| THE DOOR TO THE WINDOW SILL IS OPEN! BREAK FOR FREEDOM! |
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| My other pet has come home! She will pet me! |
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| Sulking. |
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| I have retreated to the sanctuary of my "carrier" as my pets call it. Their attempts to appease me will only delay their inevitable deaths. |
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| Why do my human pets insist on removing me from *my* window sill. Unhand me, you treacherous imbecile! |
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| Keeping my window sill free of invading prey: insects, worms, lint, birds and their brethren. My human pets do not appreciate my work. |
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