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Get your laugh on at Bonkerz this weekend! Come out & see Tony Esposito Saturday 5/26 at our Winter Haven location! ow.ly/i/Elu6 30 minutes ago via HootSuite
Don't you find it funny that all these tough-guy boxers are fighting over a purse? about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
In America, anyone can be president. That's the problem.--George Carlin about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
Q: Why did God make men before women? A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy. about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
Funny Video! ow.ly/b79Od about 19 hours ago via HootSuite
Eighty percent of success is showing up.--Woody Allen about 22 hours ago via HootSuite
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.--Emo Phillips 7:01 AM May 24th via HootSuite
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower that you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.--George Carlin 5:01 AM May 24th via HootSuite
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. 6:01 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
Funny Louie Video! ow.ly/b4Qti 3:02 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
My ex-boyfriend came round last night, which was a bit weird because I didn't even know he was in a coma.--Jo Brand 9:01 AM May 23rd via HootSuite
On the one hand we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.--Jeff Green 7:01 AM May 23rd via HootSuite
The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office. 5:01 AM May 23rd via HootSuite
Funny Video! ow.ly/b3LFR 3:01 PM May 22nd via HootSuite
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle 12:02 PM May 22nd via HootSuite
After the wedding, the bride's dad took a taxi to bankruptcy court. As he got out he said to the driver, "You might as well come too." 7:01 AM May 22nd via HootSuite
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it! 5:01 AM May 22nd via HootSuite
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 6:00 PM May 21st via HootSuite
Funny Video! ow.ly/b22tZ 3:01 PM May 21st via HootSuite
Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden 12:01 PM May 21st via HootSuite

Name Bonkerz Comedy Club
Location Las Vegas, NV
Web http://www.bonker...
Bio Bonkerz has featured stars such as Seinfeld, Larry The Cable Guy, Rita Rudner and more! Louie Anderson's shows run Tues-Sat, 8:30PM @ The Palace Station.