Boner_Stabone
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@ Who dares wake my slumber? You could at least use lube.
24 minutes ago
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Coincidentally, Tim Gunn was on a red carpet last night. His name was Seamus McReary and he's a real bear.
4:08 PM Feb 26th
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Just remember - that dude has the sex with Gwyneth Paltrow.
6:03 PM Feb 12th
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Rihanna. I'd hit it. Oh wait. Chris already has.
5:59 PM Feb 12th
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You see America? This is what happens when gays can openly serve in the military.
5:13 PM Feb 5th
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Trying not to stare at Sassytits McBootybounce working the treadmill. She puts the GAP in YOGA PANTS.
4:20 AM Jan 8th
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Oh great. I left my penis in the handicapped stall in the office restroom. Let's hope the cleaning lady leaves it alone this time.
6:22 PM Oct 25th, 2011
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Nancy Reagan - I'd hit it.
5:46 PM Sep 7th, 2011
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Neighbor is out flaunting her prize-winning dog. C'mon lady! Yes, we all know that dog is well bred. And by dog I mean ass.
6:45 AM Sep 3rd, 2011
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Is it "literally the stupidest thing" you've ever heard? Because I metaphorically think you're an asshole.
7:24 AM Aug 9th, 2011
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Playing around with Lion and loving it. (Lion is what I named my wiener.)
2:46 PM Jul 20th, 2011
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It's come to the point where I eat my breakfast on the toilet whether I have to shit or not.
3:48 AM Jul 14th, 2011
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"You would not believe the size of the warts on my penis" is always a great conversation starter in the airport bathroom.
3:23 AM Jul 1st, 2011
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I don't know what a pesco-vegetarian is, but I probably should because my coworker tells me she is one every. fucking. day.
12:10 PM May 23rd, 2011
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I can't understand why anyone would use valuable lunch break time to shit. I save my workplace pooping for peak business hours.
10:00 AM May 4th, 2011
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Never tell your pregnant wife she's starting to look fat. Also, never tell your fat wife she's starting to look pregnant.
11:08 AM Apr 22nd, 2011
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Crawling over naked supermodels to get to the leftover pizza. Then I woke up and neither of those things existed. Dreams can be an asshole.
3:34 AM Apr 19th, 2011
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Sitting on the toilet and drinking a protein shake. "The Modern Efficient Man" by Richard Stabone.
3:09 AM Apr 8th, 2011
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Ah, the Royal Wedding. I could fill Buckingham Palace with all the fucks I do not give.
3:32 AM Apr 2nd, 2011
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I'm not taking a shit right now.
April fools.
9:52 AM Apr 1st, 2011
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- Name Richard M. Stabone
- Location Wrong Island
- Web http://bonerstabo...
- Bio Mikey's best bud. I like to hit on his sistah and eat the food in his family's fridge. They call me Boner.
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