Boner_Stabone
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I've stocked up on bottled water, canned goods and lots and lots of guns. Just waiting for the impending robot attack. I hate Cyborg Monday.
about 22 hours ago
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Ahhh, Thanksgiving. The occasion in which I get drunk and hit on my cousin, making for an awkward Christmas.
7:13 AM Nov 26th
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Over the river & through the woods. I'm running away from the angry guy who wants to kill me 'cause he caught me jerking off in his bushes.
9:16 AM Nov 25th
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I'll be spending all day stuffing the turkey. And by "the turkey" I mean you mom. And by "stuffing" I mean stuffing.
6:32 AM Nov 25th
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Three days without a shower and my balls start to smell like a vagina.
11:44 AM Nov 24th
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"You can piss in one hand and make a wish in the other."
Great.
Now all I have to do is make a wish.
I wish I didn't just pee in my hand.
11:13 AM Nov 23rd
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I'm about to get all Adam Lambert on this yogurt.
5:05 AM Nov 23rd
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@ You don't want to put that dollar anywhere near your mouth. There's a good chance it's been in the vicinity of my butthole.
2:44 PM Nov 22nd
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I like you all. I really do. Every sing one of you clowns gets a from me. Every. Fucking. One.
8:19 AM Nov 20th
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What is all that screaming from the kitchen? Oh, shit. She must've found my toenail, butt-hair and Nutella stash.
6:57 AM Nov 20th
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The Amish Beard is the new Hipster Beard. How ironic, those silly Amish!
5:32 AM Nov 18th
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and I will strike down upon thee w/ great vengence & furious anger & I'll eat your pizzarolls & you'll be mad 'cause you were really hungry.
1:53 PM Nov 17th
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I am not gay. However, I would let Sandra Bullock do things to my butt.
9:08 AM Nov 15th
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"Sometimes I imagine little Lego people inside my butthole working to push out the poop."
Things not to say at a job fair.
7:16 AM Nov 13th
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30mins on the toilet w/ no delivery. Now I remember why Velveeta & I were fighting. Consider our feud resumed, nummy processed cheesefood.
2:25 PM Nov 12th
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It's obvious I meant to type "too" in my last tweet. Now I shall creatively punish myself with an electric toaster and a puddle of urine.
10:53 AM Nov 12th
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Oh, Velveeta. It's been entirely to long. Let's never fight again.
9:44 AM Nov 12th
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Carrie Prejean is a nasty, spoiled brat with ridiculous views. Yeah. Nasy little bitch, aren't you? Um... where can I get that sex tape?
9:38 AM Nov 12th
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I can't help but think that my big toe is the perfect size for my dog's butthole. It doesn't help when he sits on my foot, either.
4:39 PM Nov 11th
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Things that should not go in your pee hole: lemon juice. I'll get back to you with other things as soon as I'm done washing out my pee hole.
12:44 PM Nov 11th
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- Name Richard M. Stabone
- Location Wrong Island
- Web http://bonerstabo...
- Bio MIkey's best bud. I like to hit on his sistah and eat the food in his family's fridge. They call me Boner.
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