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  1. RT @crimperman: Hanson: why are Liverpool always on last. Lineker: because they're mid table #MoTD 3:35 PM Dec 16th from web
  2. @imogen_xx Alright mate, I would like to think I'm funnier than her mate, else I might give it all up mate. Mate? 3:03 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to imogen_xx
  3. Would Catherine Tate just fuck off? No-one finds you funny. 2:35 PM Dec 16th from web
  4. @Jason_Manford When was the last Xmas number 1 that contained anything about Xmas? Not for a while, I'd suggest. 1:27 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to Jason_Manford
  5. Jedwards woz robbed. 1:23 PM Dec 13th from web
  6. @imogen_xx Simon making a move? Ashley won't be happy. 1:23 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to imogen_xx
  7. @imogen_xx Oi oi oi?! 12:51 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to imogen_xx
  8. RT @Herring1967: Is Joe adopted? 12:48 PM Dec 13th from web
  9. @olospo Again, country gone mad! Where are the White Kids Desks? Fucking Labour, and they wonder why I vote BNP. 12:29 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to olospo
  10. Just had three texts telling me to 'put my hands up' as JLS were on X Factor, I'm obviously a known fan. 12:19 PM Dec 13th from web
  11. @mrchrisaddison There's always 'more & more pressure' in the studio too, but no mention of pascals. Wishy washy programme, give us numbers! 12:05 PM Dec 13th from web
  12. Great finish Glen! 9:11 AM Dec 13th from web
  13. @TheHitch The guys a dog handler = weird, and from Swindon = Inbred. He is £35,000 better off than us however... 9:03 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to TheHitch
  14. Wonder if my brief Chortle audition will win anything at the British Comedy Awards tonight? 1:00 PM Dec 12th from web
  15. RT @JoeyPGuy: Stacey looks like Batman if he went tranny. 12:46 PM Dec 12th from web
  16. George Michael - what an arrogant cunt! You can meet him most weeknights in your local park! 12:38 PM Dec 12th from web
  17. and Robbie Williams fucks it up! 12:31 PM Dec 12th from web
  18. Here comes Bubes! 12:27 PM Dec 12th from web
  19. Watching X Factor - it's never been the same since Jedwards... 12:08 PM Dec 12th from web
  20. Adebayor - get me a goal! The fantasy league team needs you...and Bent & Saha. 7:52 AM Dec 12th from web
  • Name Sam Lydon
  • Location UK
  • Bio Lazy student, occasional shoddy radio DJ and wannabe stand-up comedian.
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